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    • natehateN
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      God I hate waiting on the ups man. He hasn't shown up yet and I had to go to the dentist I bet he's there right now dirty savage! Also the random package coming from FedEx hurry up an clear already I don't know what you are and that's driving me almost as insane as my jeans driving around in a brown van while my mouth gets drilled!

      don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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      • Megatron1505M
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        @natehate:

        God I hate waiting on the ups man. He hasn't shown up yet and I had to go to the dentist I bet he's there right now dirty savage! Also the random package coming from FedEx hurry up an clear already I don't know what you are and that's driving me almost as insane as my jeans driving around in a brown van while my mouth gets drilled!

        Now that's a rant  😉

        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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        • natehateN
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          Just drove past that dirty brown van damn it

          don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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          • natehateN
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            he must have got lost cause i dont have new jeans and the tracking number still says out for delivery  ???

            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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            • GilesG
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              Paula has left the building "to go and mow the lawn", and there is Wabash Work Shirt in Small missing.  Feck me, the poor thing was still blinking from the bright light after being let out of the dark…...

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • rocketR
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                she need a wabash top, the other one is still on vacation as you know…

                rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                It's all humbug, like everywhere
                R.I.P. Geo

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                • GilesG
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                  She did mumble something about that when she was unpacking the shirts earlier today…..

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • rocketR
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                    oh, if she is missing it, the vacation might be ending soon, maybe  😶  😉

                    rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                    It's all humbug, like everywhere
                    R.I.P. Geo

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                    • SeulS
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                      Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...

                      • BLANK STARE*

                      Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...

                      BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..

                      Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.

                      PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?

                      She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...

                      BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...

                      I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...

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                      • Finn666F
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                        the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

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                        • Mild7M
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                          @Finn666:

                          the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

                          +1

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                          • FurattoHeddoF
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                            Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …

                            "Don't ever be sorry"

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                            • SeulS
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                              Gonna give 'm a call… Shout NO CUFF, hem to 84 cms/ 33" length.

                              That should work right  😠

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                              • FurattoHeddoF
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                                Would be a shame if they feck up a €250+ pair of pants …

                                "Don't ever be sorry"

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                                • M
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                                  I fucking love the 13.5oz Raw Sanforized Denim and the Old Wabash. Both of these fabrics broke in amazingly. If your sleeping on wabash, I feel bad for you.

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                                  • Megatron1505M
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                                    Seul, you don't go cheap on your clothes, so don't go cheap on the modifications, send them to G.

                                    Trust me, I'm speaking as a man who has made this expensive mistake once myself  😠

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      I tried calling them but no one answered the phone. Going to call Monday morning, and maybe visit them in the afternoon if I'm not deadcertain that they get exactly what I want… No worries, it'll be ok  😉

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                                      • injunjackI
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                                        Backstabbers!!

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                                        • Finn666F
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                                          sun is shining and I'm at the dentist…already waiting one-fekkin-hour. the fuck? 😠 😠 😠

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                                          • joesaintjohnJ
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                                            That was me last week. Went in for a root canal and ended up getting two teeth pulled. Only good part was the anesthesia 🙂

                                            Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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