Random Rants

[Giles]

Paula has left the building "to go and mow the lawn", and there is Wabash Work Shirt in Small missing.  Feck me, the poor thing was still blinking from the bright light after being let out of the dark…...

[rocket]

she need a wabash top, the other one is still on vacation as you know…

[Giles]

She did mumble something about that when she was unpacking the shirts earlier today…..

[rocket]

oh, if she is missing it, the vacation might be ending soon, maybe   

[Seul]

Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...

• BLANK STARE*

Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...

BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..

Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.

PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?

She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...

BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...

I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...

[Finn666]

the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

[Mild7]

@Finn666:

the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

+1

[FurattoHeddo]

Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …

[Seul]

Gonna give 'm a call… Shout NO CUFF, hem to 84 cms/ 33" length.

That should work right 

[FurattoHeddo]

Would be a shame if they feck up a €250+ pair of pants …

[MikeC]

I fucking love the 13.5oz Raw Sanforized Denim and the Old Wabash. Both of these fabrics broke in amazingly. If your sleeping on wabash, I feel bad for you.

[Megatron1505]

Seul, you don't go cheap on your clothes, so don't go cheap on the modifications, send them to G.

Trust me, I'm speaking as a man who has made this expensive mistake once myself 

[Seul]

I tried calling them but no one answered the phone. Going to call Monday morning, and maybe visit them in the afternoon if I'm not deadcertain that they get exactly what I want… No worries, it'll be ok 

[injunjack]

Backstabbers!!

[Finn666]

sun is shining and I'm at the dentist…already waiting one-fekkin-hour. the fuck?

[joesaintjohn]

That was me last week. Went in for a root canal and ended up getting two teeth pulled. Only good part was the anesthesia

[Giles]

Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..

[Finn666]

@Giles:

Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..

that Giles

they had me waiting for 50minutes in their motherfekkin holding room (slept 35 of`em!), after that the assistant checked my teeth and said "wait i´ll call the boss so he can have a look!"…slept another 20minutes till he finally showed up, checked my mouth (took 2.5minutes or even less!) and then i was told to come back in a few more weeks...FFFFFFffffuuuuuuuuu 

so my day at the dentist:

[Seul]

Couldn't 've said it better meself…

[Megatron1505]

SUFU is dead, I'm out.