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    • SeulS
      Seul
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      Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...

      • BLANK STARE*

      Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...

      BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..

      Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.

      PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?

      She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...

      BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...

      I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...

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      • Finn666F
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        the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

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        • Mild7M
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          @Finn666:

          the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

          +1

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          • FurattoHeddoF
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            Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …

            "Don't ever be sorry"

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            • SeulS
              Seul
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              Gonna give 'm a call… Shout NO CUFF, hem to 84 cms/ 33" length.

              That should work right  😠

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              • FurattoHeddoF
                FurattoHeddo
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                Would be a shame if they feck up a €250+ pair of pants …

                "Don't ever be sorry"

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                • M
                  MikeC
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                  I fucking love the 13.5oz Raw Sanforized Denim and the Old Wabash. Both of these fabrics broke in amazingly. If your sleeping on wabash, I feel bad for you.

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                  • Megatron1505M
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                    Seul, you don't go cheap on your clothes, so don't go cheap on the modifications, send them to G.

                    Trust me, I'm speaking as a man who has made this expensive mistake once myself  😠

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                    • SeulS
                      Seul
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                      I tried calling them but no one answered the phone. Going to call Monday morning, and maybe visit them in the afternoon if I'm not deadcertain that they get exactly what I want… No worries, it'll be ok  😉

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                      • injunjackI
                        injunjack
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                        Backstabbers!!

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                        • Finn666F
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                          sun is shining and I'm at the dentist…already waiting one-fekkin-hour. the fuck? 😠 😠 😠

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                          • joesaintjohnJ
                            joesaintjohn
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                            That was me last week. Went in for a root canal and ended up getting two teeth pulled. Only good part was the anesthesia 🙂

                            Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                            • GilesG
                              Giles
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                              Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • Finn666F
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                                @Giles:

                                Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..

                                that Giles 😉

                                they had me waiting for 50minutes in their motherfekkin holding room (slept 35 of`em!), after that the assistant checked my teeth and said "wait i´ll call the boss so he can have a look!"…slept another 20minutes till he finally showed up, checked my mouth (took 2.5minutes or even less!) and then i was told to come back in a few more weeks...FFFFFFffffuuuuuuuuu  😠

                                so my day at the dentist:

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Couldn't 've said it better meself…

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                                  • Megatron1505M
                                    Megatron1505
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                                    SUFU is dead, I'm out.

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • J-IVJ
                                      J-IV
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                                      Whens the funeral?

                                      I'm as ugly as you

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                                      • Megatron1505M
                                        Megatron1505
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                                        About 6 months ago, they just forgot to tell anyone.

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • J-IVJ
                                          J-IV
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                                          Long Live IH Forum!!

                                          I'm as ugly as you

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                                          • Finn666F
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                                            @Megatron1505:

                                            SUFU is dead, I'm out.

                                            say what?…

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