Random Rants
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Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...
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Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...
BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..
Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.
PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?
She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...
BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...
I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...
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Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …
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Would be a shame if they feck up a €250+ pair of pants …
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Seul, you don't go cheap on your clothes, so don't go cheap on the modifications, send them to G.
Trust me, I'm speaking as a man who has made this expensive mistake once myself
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That was me last week. Went in for a root canal and ended up getting two teeth pulled. Only good part was the anesthesia
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Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..
that Giles
they had me waiting for 50minutes in their motherfekkin holding room (slept 35 of`em!), after that the assistant checked my teeth and said "wait i´ll call the boss so he can have a look!"…slept another 20minutes till he finally showed up, checked my mouth (took 2.5minutes or even less!) and then i was told to come back in a few more weeks...FFFFFFffffuuuuuuuuu
so my day at the dentist:
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SUFU is dead, I'm out.
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About 6 months ago, they just forgot to tell anyone.
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