Random Rants

[Finn666]

anybody want to buy my fekking peugeot?  one big mess with this fucking car

[Seul]

Didn't we warn you?.. Sell the piece of shit and buy a cheap Japanese or German car…

[Finn666]

a few weeks back, this was the problem why the exhaust was loud as hell, a rusted shell..

replaced it with a new one and all was good…till today 
car was loud again, jacked it up and saw that the fekking middle muffler totally rusted away, right at the point where the shell actually should hold together middle muffler and exhaust...
now i need a new fekking middle muffler...fml 

[Sugar Mountain]

My brother has just escaped from a design job at Peugeot. Company is a sinking ship!

[Finn666]

yeah, fuck them 

[injunjack]

Like Seul said, didn't we tell you so….

[Finn666]

well the next time i know…first and last one for me, definitely!

[natehate]

God I hate waiting on the ups man. He hasn't shown up yet and I had to go to the dentist I bet he's there right now dirty savage! Also the random package coming from FedEx hurry up an clear already I don't know what you are and that's driving me almost as insane as my jeans driving around in a brown van while my mouth gets drilled!

[Megatron1505]

@natehate:

God I hate waiting on the ups man. He hasn't shown up yet and I had to go to the dentist I bet he's there right now dirty savage! Also the random package coming from FedEx hurry up an clear already I don't know what you are and that's driving me almost as insane as my jeans driving around in a brown van while my mouth gets drilled!

Now that's a rant 

[natehate]

Just drove past that dirty brown van damn it

[natehate]

he must have got lost cause i dont have new jeans and the tracking number still says out for delivery  ???

[Giles]

Paula has left the building "to go and mow the lawn", and there is Wabash Work Shirt in Small missing.  Feck me, the poor thing was still blinking from the bright light after being let out of the dark…...

[rocket]

she need a wabash top, the other one is still on vacation as you know…

[Giles]

She did mumble something about that when she was unpacking the shirts earlier today…..

[rocket]

oh, if she is missing it, the vacation might be ending soon, maybe   

[Seul]

Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...

• BLANK STARE*

Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...

BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..

Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.

PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?

She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...

BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...

I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...

[Finn666]

the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

[Mild7]

@Finn666:

the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

+1

[FurattoHeddo]

Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …

[Seul]

Gonna give 'm a call… Shout NO CUFF, hem to 84 cms/ 33" length.

That should work right