Random Rants

[Giles]

She did mumble something about that when she was unpacking the shirts earlier today…..

[rocket]

oh, if she is missing it, the vacation might be ending soon, maybe   

[Seul]

Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...

• BLANK STARE*

Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...

BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..

Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.

PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?

She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...

BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...

I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...

[Finn666]

the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

[Mild7]

@Finn666:

the only thing i would have done, after that first * BLANK STARE* is to leave the fekking shop, wrap up my (imaginary) ducks and send´em to Gosport! problems solved and job done the right way…

+1

[FurattoHeddo]

Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …

[Seul]

Gonna give 'm a call… Shout NO CUFF, hem to 84 cms/ 33" length.

That should work right 

[FurattoHeddo]

Would be a shame if they feck up a €250+ pair of pants …

[MikeC]

I fucking love the 13.5oz Raw Sanforized Denim and the Old Wabash. Both of these fabrics broke in amazingly. If your sleeping on wabash, I feel bad for you.

[Megatron1505]

Seul, you don't go cheap on your clothes, so don't go cheap on the modifications, send them to G.

Trust me, I'm speaking as a man who has made this expensive mistake once myself 

[Seul]

I tried calling them but no one answered the phone. Going to call Monday morning, and maybe visit them in the afternoon if I'm not deadcertain that they get exactly what I want… No worries, it'll be ok 

[injunjack]

Backstabbers!!

[Finn666]

sun is shining and I'm at the dentist…already waiting one-fekkin-hour. the fuck?

[joesaintjohn]

That was me last week. Went in for a root canal and ended up getting two teeth pulled. Only good part was the anesthesia

[Giles]

Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..

[Finn666]

@Giles:

Thought you said Anastazia for a minute…..

that Giles

they had me waiting for 50minutes in their motherfekkin holding room (slept 35 of`em!), after that the assistant checked my teeth and said "wait i´ll call the boss so he can have a look!"…slept another 20minutes till he finally showed up, checked my mouth (took 2.5minutes or even less!) and then i was told to come back in a few more weeks...FFFFFFffffuuuuuuuuu 

so my day at the dentist:

[Seul]

Couldn't 've said it better meself…

[Megatron1505]

SUFU is dead, I'm out.

[J-IV]

Whens the funeral?

[Megatron1505]

About 6 months ago, they just forgot to tell anyone.