Random Rants
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God I hate waiting on the ups man. He hasn't shown up yet and I had to go to the dentist I bet he's there right now dirty savage! Also the random package coming from FedEx hurry up an clear already I don't know what you are and that's driving me almost as insane as my jeans driving around in a brown van while my mouth gets drilled!
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God I hate waiting on the ups man. He hasn't shown up yet and I had to go to the dentist I bet he's there right now dirty savage! Also the random package coming from FedEx hurry up an clear already I don't know what you are and that's driving me almost as insane as my jeans driving around in a brown van while my mouth gets drilled!
Now that's a rant
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Went to my local tailor wearing the ducks… First question: do you hem to length, I need 32.5"...
- BLANK STARE*
Ok then get on your fucking knees and let's do it the hard way... I want it to length + 2 cms...
BLANK STARE Fumbles a bit... This good?..
Yep, perfect. Now add 2 cms.
PAUSE, SOUND OF SOMETHING RATTLING So this is good, but longer?
She writes me a receipt... First of all it's gonna take a week, plus she wrote down "Hem plus cuff"... I said "No cuff, I'm gonna cuff 'm myself"...
BLANK STARE Yes, yes. Ok. Cuff... 8 €...
I know normally it costs 6 € so I'm not sure what they're about to do to my ducks but I'm a bit worried... Gonna give them a call on Monday, hoping it's a different woman then...
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Ship 'm to Gos Vegas …
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Would be a shame if they feck up a €250+ pair of pants …
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Seul, you don't go cheap on your clothes, so don't go cheap on the modifications, send them to G.
Trust me, I'm speaking as a man who has made this expensive mistake once myself