Random Rants

[flannel slut]

Now put ketchup on that and we’ve got serious problems

[prpx]

@Tago-Mago - c’mon, we all know that mustard belongs on hot dog

[Tago Mago]

@Alex on a scale of three penis soup to let’s say ramen where does white sausage fall?

[flannel slut]

[Alex]

@Tago-Mago in terms of taste, white sausage is up with ramen. In terms of visual appeal? Right down there with 3dick soup

[Tago Mago]

@Alex I’ll be honest: even I think that white sausage looks like it is one of the three dicks. But it does taste excellent

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Tago-Mago It's thanks to Dirty Harry.

[goosehd]

@Alex

[endo]

@Alex said in Random Rants:

@Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

that's the only thing we're really good at, and our humour of course

[Giles]

I laughed

[Oaktavia]

@Tago-Mago that's SO MUCH MAYO MY LORT

[Alex]

@endo and self awareness

[Tago Mago]

@Alex no idea what you're on about

[Matt]

What exactly is this fucking bullshit?

[Oaktavia]

@Matt LOL yeah man, same forecast for my neck of the woods too. Crazy MD weather, welcome back (again).

[SKT]

@Matt schizophrenia…weather edition

[Brian]

[louisbosco]

fuck cancer. the mother of a mate of mine, who I went to army with, just passed from cancer. gone in a flash...

what started as ovarian cancer which got removed and cleared came back and spread through the lungs. was gone in 3 weeks.

[Graeme]

@Brian it only got up to 37°C here in Regional Victoria today, but I share your pain. Especially when Australian builders seem incapable of constructing a house that is suited to the climate.

@louisbosco I feel your pain. I lost my mother to cancer eleven years ago, my father is (probably) in remission, but an aunt has recently been given twelve to eighteen months. All three are probably younger than your friend's mother, but it sucks in all cases.

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Matt I said the exact thing about it yesterday. I'm DONE with it. Ready for spring already. Fuck you Punxsutawney Phil.