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    GraemeE
    @Tago Mago
    Joined: 18 Sept 2022

    @Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:

    ketchup belongs on a hot dog

    ........I'm flagging this post as inflammatory speech and will let the other mods deal with you

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      flannel slut
      Raw and Unwashed
      Joined: 21 Feb 2022

      I’ll dip my fry in a house made ranch or aioli but straight mayo w your fries is madness

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        Tago Mago
        Mod Squad
        Joined: 16 Jan 2021

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        @flannel-slut

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          Alex
          IHUK Crew
          @Tago Mago
          Joined: 28 Sept 2009

          @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

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            Tago Mago
            Mod Squad
            @GraemeE
            Joined: 16 Jan 2021

            @GraemeE

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              Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot
              The Unwoven
              @Tago Mago
              Joined: 11 Feb 2023

              @Tago-Mago malt vinegar is straight up olfactory offensive - gimme white all day. Plus, if there’s any left over I can clean my bathroom with it…. 👍🙂

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                Tago Mago
                Mod Squad
                @Alex
                Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                @Alex

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                  Alex
                  IHUK Crew
                  Joined: 28 Sept 2009

                  Yep, that one is worse!

                  Nothing screams "fuck you" like when you order sausages at a german restaurant and you are served a flacid, anemic, white sausage in a bowl of warm salty water.

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                    flannel slut
                    Raw and Unwashed
                    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                    Total non rant incoming. Visited Munich back in 2018… would return visit for the Weisswurst alone.

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                      flannel slut
                      Raw and Unwashed
                      Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                      Now put ketchup on that and we’ve got serious problems

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                        prpx
                        Haraki san Expert
                        @Tago Mago
                        Joined: 10 Nov 2021

                        @Tago-Mago - c’mon, we all know that mustard belongs on hot dog

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                          Tago Mago
                          Mod Squad
                          @Alex
                          Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                          @Alex on a scale of three penis soup to let’s say ramen where does white sausage fall?

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                            flannel slut
                            Raw and Unwashed
                            Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                            😂😂😂

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                              Alex
                              IHUK Crew
                              @Tago Mago
                              Joined: 28 Sept 2009

                              @Tago-Mago in terms of taste, white sausage is up with ramen. In terms of visual appeal? Right down there with 3dick soup

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                                Tago Mago
                                Mod Squad
                                @Alex
                                Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                                @Alex I’ll be honest: even I think that white sausage looks like it is one of the three dicks. But it does taste excellent

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                                  WhiskeySandwich
                                  啓蒙家
                                  @Tago Mago
                                  Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                                  @Tago-Mago It's thanks to Dirty Harry.

                                  "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                  -Seneca

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                                    goosehd
                                    Mod Squad
                                    @Alex
                                    Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                    @Alex 🤣

                                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                      endo
                                      見習いボス
                                      @Alex
                                      Joined: 29 May 2020

                                      @Alex said in Random Rants:

                                      @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

                                      that's the only thing we're really good at, and our humour of course

                                      si tacuisses

                                      last edited by endo 30 Jan 2025, 19:11 A 1 Reply Last reply 31 Jan 2025, 12:12 Reply Quote 4
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                                        Giles
                                        IHUK Crew
                                        Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                        I laughed 🙂

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          Oaktavia
                                          見習いボス
                                          @Tago Mago
                                          Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                                          @Tago-Mago that's SO MUCH MAYO MY LORT

                                          IG: electricindigowizard

                                          "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                          WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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