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    • GraemeEG
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      @Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:

      ketchup belongs on a hot dog

      ........I'm flagging this post as inflammatory speech and will let the other mods deal with you

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      • flannel slutF
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        I’ll dip my fry in a house made ranch or aioli but straight mayo w your fries is madness

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        • Tago MagoT
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          @flannel-slut

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          • AlexA
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            @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

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            • Tago MagoT
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              • Sir_Cuffs-a-LotS
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                @Tago-Mago malt vinegar is straight up olfactory offensive - gimme white all day. Plus, if there’s any left over I can clean my bathroom with it…. 👍🙂

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                • Tago MagoT
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                  • AlexA
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                    Yep, that one is worse!

                    Nothing screams "fuck you" like when you order sausages at a german restaurant and you are served a flacid, anemic, white sausage in a bowl of warm salty water.

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                    • flannel slutF
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                      Total non rant incoming. Visited Munich back in 2018… would return visit for the Weisswurst alone.

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                      • flannel slutF
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                        Now put ketchup on that and we’ve got serious problems

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                          @Tago-Mago - c’mon, we all know that mustard belongs on hot dog

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                          • Tago MagoT
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                            @Alex on a scale of three penis soup to let’s say ramen where does white sausage fall?

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                            • flannel slutF
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                              😂😂😂

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                              • AlexA
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                                @Tago-Mago in terms of taste, white sausage is up with ramen. In terms of visual appeal? Right down there with 3dick soup

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                                • Tago MagoT
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                                  @Alex I’ll be honest: even I think that white sausage looks like it is one of the three dicks. But it does taste excellent

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                                  • WhiskeySandwichW
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                                    @Tago-Mago It's thanks to Dirty Harry.

                                    "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                    -Seneca

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                                    • goosehdG
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                                      @Alex 🤣

                                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                      • endoE
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                                        @Alex said in Random Rants:

                                        @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

                                        that's the only thing we're really good at, and our humour of course

                                        si tacuisses

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          I laughed 🙂

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • OaktaviaO
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                                            @Tago-Mago that's SO MUCH MAYO MY LORT

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                                            "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                            WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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