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    • Tago MagoT
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      @flannel-slut

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      • AlexA
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        @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

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          • Sir_Cuffs-a-LotS
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            @Tago-Mago malt vinegar is straight up olfactory offensive - gimme white all day. Plus, if there’s any left over I can clean my bathroom with it…. 👍🙂

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            • Tago MagoT
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              • AlexA
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                Yep, that one is worse!

                Nothing screams "fuck you" like when you order sausages at a german restaurant and you are served a flacid, anemic, white sausage in a bowl of warm salty water.

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                • flannel slutF
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                  Total non rant incoming. Visited Munich back in 2018… would return visit for the Weisswurst alone.

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                  • flannel slutF
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                    Now put ketchup on that and we’ve got serious problems

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                      @Tago-Mago - c’mon, we all know that mustard belongs on hot dog

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                      • Tago MagoT
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                        @Alex on a scale of three penis soup to let’s say ramen where does white sausage fall?

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                        • flannel slutF
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                          😂😂😂

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                          • AlexA
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                            @Tago-Mago in terms of taste, white sausage is up with ramen. In terms of visual appeal? Right down there with 3dick soup

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                            • Tago MagoT
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                              @Alex I’ll be honest: even I think that white sausage looks like it is one of the three dicks. But it does taste excellent

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                              • WhiskeySandwichW
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                                @Tago-Mago It's thanks to Dirty Harry.

                                "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                -Seneca

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                                • goosehdG
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                                  @Alex 🤣

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                                  • endoE
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                                    @Alex said in Random Rants:

                                    @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

                                    that's the only thing we're really good at, and our humour of course

                                    si tacuisses

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      I laughed 🙂

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • OaktaviaO
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                                        @Tago-Mago that's SO MUCH MAYO MY LORT

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                                        "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                        WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL
                                        IHJ-72 - XL/XXL

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                                        • AlexA
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                                          @endo and self awareness

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                                          • Tago MagoT
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                                            @Alex no idea what you're on about

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