Random Rants

[flannel slut]

@goosehd why do they make ketchup packets in such a small size? Like who only ever uses one of those?

[Tago Mago]

@flannel-slut what would you need ketchup for in the first place?

[flannel slut]

@Tago-Mago ketchup?!? A must to mask the taste of my terrible fast food impulses

[Tago Mago]

@flannel-slut the only acceptable condiments for chips are mayo or malt vinegar. I will accept that ketchup belongs on a burger and a hot dog, but that’s about it

[endo]

^ 100%

[GraemeE]

@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:

ketchup belongs on a hot dog

........I'm flagging this post as inflammatory speech and will let the other mods deal with you

[flannel slut]

I’ll dip my fry in a house made ranch or aioli but straight mayo w your fries is madness

[Tago Mago]

@flannel-slut

[Alex]

@Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

[Tago Mago]

@GraemeE

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

@Tago-Mago malt vinegar is straight up olfactory offensive - gimme white all day. Plus, if there’s any left over I can clean my bathroom with it….

[Tago Mago]

@Alex

[Alex]

Yep, that one is worse!

Nothing screams "fuck you" like when you order sausages at a german restaurant and you are served a flacid, anemic, white sausage in a bowl of warm salty water.

[flannel slut]

Total non rant incoming. Visited Munich back in 2018… would return visit for the Weisswurst alone.

[flannel slut]

Now put ketchup on that and we’ve got serious problems

[prpx]

@Tago-Mago - c’mon, we all know that mustard belongs on hot dog

[Tago Mago]

@Alex on a scale of three penis soup to let’s say ramen where does white sausage fall?

[flannel slut]

[Alex]

@Tago-Mago in terms of taste, white sausage is up with ramen. In terms of visual appeal? Right down there with 3dick soup

[Tago Mago]

@Alex I’ll be honest: even I think that white sausage looks like it is one of the three dicks. But it does taste excellent