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    • AlexA
      Alex
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      Yep, that one is worse!

      Nothing screams "fuck you" like when you order sausages at a german restaurant and you are served a flacid, anemic, white sausage in a bowl of warm salty water.

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      • flannel slutF
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        Total non rant incoming. Visited Munich back in 2018… would return visit for the Weisswurst alone.

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        • flannel slutF
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          Now put ketchup on that and we’ve got serious problems

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          • P
            prpx
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            @Tago-Mago - c’mon, we all know that mustard belongs on hot dog

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            • Tago MagoT
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              @Alex on a scale of three penis soup to let’s say ramen where does white sausage fall?

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              • flannel slutF
                flannel slut
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                😂😂😂

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                • AlexA
                  Alex
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                  @Tago-Mago in terms of taste, white sausage is up with ramen. In terms of visual appeal? Right down there with 3dick soup

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                  • Tago MagoT
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                    @Alex I’ll be honest: even I think that white sausage looks like it is one of the three dicks. But it does taste excellent

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                    • WhiskeySandwichW
                      WhiskeySandwich
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                      @Tago-Mago It's thanks to Dirty Harry.

                      "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                      -Seneca

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                      • goosehdG
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                        @Alex 🤣

                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                        • endoE
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                          @Alex said in Random Rants:

                          @Tago-Mago bloody Germans and their sausages

                          that's the only thing we're really good at, and our humour of course

                          si tacuisses

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            I laughed 🙂

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • OaktaviaO
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                              @Tago-Mago that's SO MUCH MAYO MY LORT

                              IG: electricindigowizard

                              "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                              WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                              • AlexA
                                Alex
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                                @endo and self awareness

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                                • Tago MagoT
                                  Tago Mago
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                                  @Alex no idea what you're on about

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                                  • MattM
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                                    What exactly is this fucking bullshit?

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                                    • OaktaviaO
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                                      @Matt LOL yeah man, same forecast for my neck of the woods too. Crazy MD weather, welcome back (again).

                                      IG: electricindigowizard

                                      "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                      WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                                      • SKTS
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                                        @Matt schizophrenia…weather edition

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                                          • louisboscoL
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                                            fuck cancer. the mother of a mate of mine, who I went to army with, just passed from cancer. gone in a flash...

                                            what started as ovarian cancer which got removed and cleared came back and spread through the lungs. was gone in 3 weeks. 😢

                                            "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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