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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Hahahahahahaha

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • steelworkerS
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        Hope I didnt see this here...

        Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
        Well, I have others.

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        • J
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          It’s like… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. Or I helped,my Uncle Jack,off a horse. I think.

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          • BrianB
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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….

              Translated from French (by Paula):

              “A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • MattM
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                Why should English speakers learn new languages? Everyone else learns ours. 😬

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                • J
                  Jett129
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                  This is old,but maybe some of you haven’t seen it.

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                  • steelworkerS
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                    @Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?

                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                    Well, I have others.

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                    • J
                      Jett129
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                      Saw this on Reddit and immediately thought of @Giles Had to screenshot it. Disregard the Headline.
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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        hahahahahah

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • endoE
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                          I know it's old, but so good.

                          si tacuisses

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                          • scooterS
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                            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                            • MizmazzleM
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                              @endo Freaking hilarious!!!

                              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                              • scooterS
                                scooter
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                                Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                • Danimal506D
                                  Danimal506
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                                  Bret Ernst is a very funny comedian. I always liked this bit, it’s pretty old but still makes me laugh

                                  Kyle, TX

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                                  • J
                                    Jett129
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                                    Thought this was pretty funny.

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                                    • CosmoSix5C
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                                      This guy is gold. His delivery seals the deal.

                                      John 1 1-3 ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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                                      • J
                                        Jett129
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                                        @CosmoSix5 Haven’t finished it yet,but he’s really great. At times reminded me of,one of my favorites,Mitch Hedberg. His timing and delivery are really great. Maybe a little Steven Wright in there.

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                                        • CosmoSix5C
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                                          @Jett129 he does a bit about checking out at whole foods with someone else's cart. ""What can they say? I..... Gathered that"" 😂

                                          John 1 1-3 ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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                                          • J
                                            Jett129
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                                            @CosmoSix5 That was great as was everything else he did. Are you,at all,familiar with Mitch Herberg? He didn’t like telling long stories that ended with a joke,instead he just told you things that he found amusing like …An escalator can not be broken it can only be stairs. My friend said this is a picture of me when I was younger,I said every picture of you is when you were younger. Some of his observations reminded me of Mitch. He died quite young,and a few of today’s comedians,such as John Mulaney,site him as an influence. Check him out on YouTube.

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