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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Kerboom....

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • endoE
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        si tacuisses

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        • MattM
          Matt
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          @Giles
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          @Giles

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            Brilliant....

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • endoE
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              My local barber was arrested yesterday for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber!

              si tacuisses

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                Hahahahahahaha

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • steelworkerS
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                  Hope I didnt see this here...

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                  • J
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                    It’s like… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. Or I helped,my Uncle Jack,off a horse. I think.

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                    • BrianB
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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….

                        Translated from French (by Paula):

                        “A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • MattM
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                          Why should English speakers learn new languages? Everyone else learns ours. 😬

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                          • J
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                            This is old,but maybe some of you haven’t seen it.

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                            • steelworkerS
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                              @Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?

                              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                              Well, I have others.

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                              • J
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                                Saw this on Reddit and immediately thought of @Giles Had to screenshot it. Disregard the Headline.
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                                • GilesG
                                  Giles
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                                  hahahahahah

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • endoE
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                                    I know it's old, but so good.

                                    si tacuisses

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                                    • scooterS
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                                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                      • MizmazzleM
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                                        @endo Freaking hilarious!!!

                                        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                        • scooterS
                                          scooter
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                                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                          • Danimal506D
                                            Danimal506
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                                            Bret Ernst is a very funny comedian. I always liked this bit, it’s pretty old but still makes me laugh

                                            WTB:
                                            IHC-06
                                            IHSW-70 L or XL
                                            UHF Pillow Cover

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