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    • steelworkerS
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      Hope I didnt see this here...

      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
      Well, I have others.

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        It’s like… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. Or I helped,my Uncle Jack,off a horse. I think.

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        • BrianB
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          • GilesG
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            An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….

            Translated from French (by Paula):

            “A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • MattM
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              Why should English speakers learn new languages? Everyone else learns ours. 😬

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                Jett129
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                This is old,but maybe some of you haven’t seen it.

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                • steelworkerS
                  steelworker
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                  @Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                    Saw this on Reddit and immediately thought of @Giles Had to screenshot it. Disregard the Headline.
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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      hahahahahah

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • endoE
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                        I know it's old, but so good.

                        si tacuisses

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                        • scooterS
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                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            @endo Freaking hilarious!!!

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • scooterS
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                              Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                              • Danimal506D
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                                Bret Ernst is a very funny comedian. I always liked this bit, it’s pretty old but still makes me laugh

                                Kyle, TX

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                                  Jett129
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                                  Thought this was pretty funny.

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                                  • CosmoSix5C
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                                    This guy is gold. His delivery seals the deal.

                                    John 1 1-3 ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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                                    • J
                                      Jett129
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                                      @CosmoSix5 Haven’t finished it yet,but he’s really great. At times reminded me of,one of my favorites,Mitch Hedberg. His timing and delivery are really great. Maybe a little Steven Wright in there.

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                                      • CosmoSix5C
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                                        @Jett129 he does a bit about checking out at whole foods with someone else's cart. ""What can they say? I..... Gathered that"" 😂

                                        John 1 1-3 ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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                                          @CosmoSix5 That was great as was everything else he did. Are you,at all,familiar with Mitch Herberg? He didn’t like telling long stories that ended with a joke,instead he just told you things that he found amusing like …An escalator can not be broken it can only be stairs. My friend said this is a picture of me when I was younger,I said every picture of you is when you were younger. Some of his observations reminded me of Mitch. He died quite young,and a few of today’s comedians,such as John Mulaney,site him as an influence. Check him out on YouTube.

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                                          • scooterS
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                                            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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