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    • EdHE
      EdH
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      3 guys - a redhead, a blonde and a guy with black hair, are working construction in NYC, sitting on a girder high above the city streets, having their lunch.
      The redhead opens his lunch, sighs heavily, and says "If my wife makes me another goddamn Reuben sandwich, I'm going to jump I swear to God."
      The blonde opens his, also sighs, and says "Goddamn bologna again! If I have to eat one more of these, I'll jump with you!"
      The black haired guy opens up his sandwich, sees what it is, and says "Another fucking tuna melt from my wife, and I'll jump too!"
      The next day, sure enough, the redhead has got a Reuben, so he leaps from the girder. The blonde sees that his is bologna, so he takes a leap too. And the guy with black hair takes the plunge after seeing that he has another tuna melt.
      The construction company agrees to pay for the funerals of its workers, but does them all at once to save some cash.
      Standing by as the coffins are being lowered into the ground, the readhead's wife breaks down and yells "If only I had been more inspired in my cooking, maybe he wouldn't have jumped!"
      The wife of the black haired guy wails "I should have introduced some variety! It's my fault he's dead!"
      They both then turn to the wife of the blonde, who looks back at them and says "What are you looking at me for? He packed his own lunches!"

      Take the dive...

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      • GilesG
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        Kerboom....

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • endoE
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          si tacuisses

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          • MattM
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            @Giles
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            @Giles

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            • GilesG
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              Brilliant....

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • endoE
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                My local barber was arrested yesterday for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber!

                si tacuisses

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  Hahahahahahaha

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • steelworkerS
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                    Hope I didnt see this here...

                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                    Well, I have others.

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                    • J
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                      It’s like… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. Or I helped,my Uncle Jack,off a horse. I think.

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                        • GilesG
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                          An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….

                          Translated from French (by Paula):

                          “A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • MattM
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                            Why should English speakers learn new languages? Everyone else learns ours. 😬

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                            • J
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                              This is old,but maybe some of you haven’t seen it.

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                              • steelworkerS
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                                @Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?

                                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                Well, I have others.

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                                • J
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                                  Saw this on Reddit and immediately thought of @Giles Had to screenshot it. Disregard the Headline.
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                                  • GilesG
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                                    hahahahahah

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • endoE
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                                      I know it's old, but so good.

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • scooterS
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                                        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                        • MizmazzleM
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                                          @endo Freaking hilarious!!!

                                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                          • scooterS
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                                            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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