That's Jokes
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A Priest and a Rabbi are walking alongside a lake on a hot summer's day with the sun beating down on them. They decide to cool off in the lake, but as neither thought to bring a bathing suit, they go skinny dipping. After a refreshing swim, they come back to the beach to discover that their robes have been taken.
They set off looking for their missing clothing when they come across a group of people camping out on the lakeside. The Priest covers his manhood with his hands, while the Rabbi covers his face. Unfortunately, the campers do not know where their clothes have gone, so they depart to continue their search.
As they are walking away the Priest says "Brother, why didn't you cover your modesty, like me?"
"I don't know how you Christians do it" he replies "but my community recognises me by my face!"
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
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He must be a colonial
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Shane Gillis has a new hour up on Netflix. There’s a George Washington skit in there that details how he was able to defeat the British; KILLS
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A husband takes his wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.The wife turns to her husband and says “ see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says “ looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!”
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