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    • motojoboboM
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      The journey is the objective.

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      • endoE
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        all parents know this pain

        si tacuisses

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        • scarfmaceS
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          "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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          • todyT
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            @endo I sure do...

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              This is Really funny.

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                One of my current favorites. His crowd work is second to none.

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                  • bryaneidins70B
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                    'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                    • motojoboboM
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                      A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

                      'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

                      'No, I don't,' she replied.

                      'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

                      She didn't crack a smile.

                      'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.

                      But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

                      'What's so funny?' he asked.

                      'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

                      The journey is the objective.

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                      • endoE
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                        si tacuisses

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                        • steelworkerS
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                          He must be a colonial

                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                          Well, I have others.

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                            A fun Mitch Hedberg clip.

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                            • flannel slutF
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                              Shane Gillis has a new hour up on Netflix. There’s a George Washington skit in there that details how he was able to defeat the British; KILLS

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                                A husband takes his wife to a disco.
                                There’s a guy on the dance giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

                                The wife turns to her husband and says “ see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

                                Husband says “ looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!”

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                                • steelworkerS
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                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

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                                  • endoE
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                                    si tacuisses

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                                      I’m a big fan of Jimmy Carr.

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                                      • dinobarnesberlinD
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                                        • EdHE
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                                          I get that these clips are selected rather than representative, but all the same...

                                          Take the dive...

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                                          • EdHE
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                                            A Dominican and a Jesuit were chain smokers. Both were eager to be allowed to smoke while performing their devotions, but needed to gain permission from a higher authority. ‘I tried asking the Prior, but he was dead against it,’ said the Dominican.

                                            ‘What did you ask, precisely?’ enquired the Jesuit.

                                            ‘Well, I asked him whether it was acceptable to smoke while I was praying.’

                                            ‘Wrong question,’ replied the Jesuit. ‘I asked my Abbot whether I could pray while I was smoking. Permission granted.’

                                            (Hat tip to an article in The Spectator.)

                                            Take the dive...

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