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    Jett129
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    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

    This is Really funny.

    last edited by 28 Jun 2023, 23:10 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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      Jett129
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      Joined: 17 Aug 2011

      One of my current favorites. His crowd work is second to none.

      last edited by 28 Jun 2023, 23:23 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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        Jett129
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        Joined: 17 Aug 2011

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        last edited by 9 Jul 2023, 16:18 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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          bryaneidins70
          Iron Heart Deity
          Joined: 24 Feb 2017

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          'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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          • topic:timeago-later,15 days
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            motojobobo
            啓蒙家
            Joined: 22 Aug 2015

            A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

            'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

            'No, I don't,' she replied.

            'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

            She didn't crack a smile.

            'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.

            But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

            'What's so funny?' he asked.

            'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

            The journey is the objective.

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              endo
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              Joined: 29 May 2020

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              si tacuisses

              last edited by 28 Jul 2023, 19:09 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 5
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                steelworker
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                Joined: 16 Apr 2014

                He must be a colonial

                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                Well, I have others.

                last edited by 28 Jul 2023, 19:17 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • topic:timeago-later,18 days
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                  Jett129
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                  Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                  A fun Mitch Hedberg clip.

                  last edited by 15 Aug 2023, 23:58 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • topic:timeago-later,21 days
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                    flannel slut
                    Raw and Unwashed
                    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                    Shane Gillis has a new hour up on Netflix. There’s a George Washington skit in there that details how he was able to defeat the British; KILLS

                    last edited by 6 Sept 2023, 09:53 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                      IrishHeart
                      Haraki san Expert
                      Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                      A husband takes his wife to a disco.
                      There’s a guy on the dance giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

                      The wife turns to her husband and says “ see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

                      Husband says “ looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!”

                      last edited by 6 Sept 2023, 21:36 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 6
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                        steelworker
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                        Joined: 16 Apr 2014

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                        Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                        Well, I have others.

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                          endo
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                          Joined: 29 May 2020

                          si tacuisses

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                            Jett129
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                            Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                            I’m a big fan of Jimmy Carr.

                            last edited by 23 Sept 2023, 22:34 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                              dinobarnesberlin
                              啓蒙家
                              Joined: 28 Mar 2020

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                                EdH
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                                Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                I get that these clips are selected rather than representative, but all the same...

                                Take the dive...

                                last edited by 27 Sept 2023, 15:17 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                  EdH
                                  Iron Heart Deity
                                  Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                  A Dominican and a Jesuit were chain smokers. Both were eager to be allowed to smoke while performing their devotions, but needed to gain permission from a higher authority. ‘I tried asking the Prior, but he was dead against it,’ said the Dominican.

                                  ‘What did you ask, precisely?’ enquired the Jesuit.

                                  ‘Well, I asked him whether it was acceptable to smoke while I was praying.’

                                  ‘Wrong question,’ replied the Jesuit. ‘I asked my Abbot whether I could pray while I was smoking. Permission granted.’

                                  (Hat tip to an article in The Spectator.)

                                  Take the dive...

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                                    scooter
                                    啓蒙家
                                    Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                                    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

                                    last edited by 2 Oct 2023, 21:55 J 1 Reply Last reply 2 Oct 2023, 22:04 Reply Quote 1
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                                      Jett129
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                                      @scooter
                                      Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                      @scooter I think he is the single most brilliant comedian out there and I’m looking forward to seeing him on Nov. 10th at Carnegie Hall. Check out any of his specials on Netflix. He’s a huge football fan…Steelers.

                                      last edited by 2 Oct 2023, 22:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                        Jett129
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                                        This is the joke that got me into him. @scooter

                                        last edited by 2 Oct 2023, 22:14 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                          T4920
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                                          Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                          I have a lot of respect for Jeselnik as a writer, and for pushing the boundaries of human decency to their limits, but I can't help but find his full sets a little tiresome as every single joke follows the same formula.

                                          Really wish he could incorporate just a little bit of long form storytelling into his act..

                                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

                                          last edited by T4920 10 Mar 2023, 09:15 3 Oct 2023, 09:15 J 1 Reply Last reply 3 Oct 2023, 12:20 Reply Quote 0
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