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    • steelworkerS
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      @Matt my wife says that to me all the time

      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
      Well, I have others.

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      • scooterS
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        @steelworker said in That's Jokes:

        “Safety First .”
        Unless it slows production.

        Sounds like a typical day at work.

        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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        • scooterS
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          @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

          As long as we’re going dark...

          What's more difficult than throwing a crying baby out of a window ?

          Pushing it through the screen

          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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          • J
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            @scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

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            • endoE
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              My medical assistant said we can't put this issue of 'Titanic' magazine out in the waiting room. Fair enough.

              si tacuisses

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              • MattM
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                • scarfmaceS
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                  @Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)

                  "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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                  • bryaneidins70B
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                    Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................

                    Cameron Diaz.

                    'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                      I did have a slight sarcastic giggle

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