That's Jokes

[nurunuru]

Just saw this at my local Asian supermarket.

"Packed in the UK"

Good job, guys.

[flannel slut]

find most of todays parodies too much at our expense to enjoy but Aziz as Kash is just too good

[Jett129]

How do you get PIKACHU on a bus?...You POKEMON!

[steelworker]

@scooter they would if they could.
“Safety First .”
Unless it slows production.

[Matt]

[Jett129]

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?…One gets picked. As long as we’re going dark.

[steelworker]

@Matt my wife says that to me all the time

[scooter]

@steelworker said in That's Jokes:

“Safety First .”
Unless it slows production.

Sounds like a typical day at work.

[scooter]

@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

As long as we’re going dark...

What's more difficult than throwing a crying baby out of a window ?

Pushing it through the screen

[Jett129]

@scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

[endo]

My medical assistant said we can't put this issue of 'Titanic' magazine out in the waiting room. Fair enough.

[Matt]

[scarfmace]

@Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)

[bryaneidins70]

Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................

Cameron Diaz.

[Brian]

I did have a slight sarcastic giggle

[Matt]

[IrishHeart]

[Matt]

[Jett129]

How about this one.
Steve try not to get an erection during the prostate exam….But my name’s Matt… I know I’m Steve!

[don_pipone]

3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far.