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    flannel slut
    Raw and Unwashed
    @Jett129
    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

    @Jett129 😎✌️

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      endo
      見習いボス
      Joined: 29 May 2020

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      si tacuisses

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        Mizmazzle
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        Joined: 29 Jun 2021

        2 hour set. Jim is a master. He’s filming a new special in two weeks he said. Hot damn.

        IMG_4914.jpeg

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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          scooter
          啓蒙家
          Joined: 26 Dec 2015

          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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            Arkimeediz
            Raw and Unwashed
            Joined: 25 Dec 2024

            A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
            Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
            Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

            ...many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

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              Jett129
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              Joined: 17 Aug 2011

              Stay with this one. It gets really good!

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                Matt
                見習いボス
                Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                IMG_0439.jpeg

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                  EdH
                  Iron Heart Deity
                  Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                  @Giles One for you, in particular:

                  Take the dive...

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                    endo
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 29 May 2020

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                    si tacuisses

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                      flannel slut
                      Raw and Unwashed
                      Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                      My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

                      I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

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                        Jett129
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                        Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                        Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

                        last edited by Jett129 15 Feb 2025, 05:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                          T4920
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                          Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                          Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                          iykyn

                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                            Giles
                            IHUK Crew
                            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                            Had to Google it because IDNK.....

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              T4920
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                              Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                              @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

                              “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                Giles
                                IHUK Crew
                                Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  T4920
                                  見習いボス
                                  @Giles
                                  Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                  @Giles it doesn't miss. Definitely the most consistently funny show on TV, and apparently it's the longest running live action comedy show of all time!

                                  Danny Devito is an absolute gem in it.

                                  “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                    scooter
                                    啓蒙家
                                    Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                                    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

                                    last edited by 16 Feb 2025, 05:40 J 1 Reply Last reply 16 Feb 2025, 18:38 Reply Quote 0
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                                      Giles
                                      IHUK Crew
                                      @T4920
                                      Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                      @T4920 A season and a half in and it is brilliant - Thank you.....

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        T4920
                                        見習いボス
                                        @Giles
                                        Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                        @Giles that's quite the TV binge! Well played 👏

                                        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                          Jett129
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                                          @scooter
                                          Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                          @scooter I have a friend who’s son works at SNL and he said that Chappell refuses to rehearse the entire opening monologue,but does a few snippets and gives them a general idea as to how long it will last. He originally estimated about 10-12 minutes,but because he went close to 17 minutes,2 other skits had to be cut for time. While I enjoyed it and thought it was brilliant,word on the street is that some of the cast members were pretty upset.

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