Random Rants

[ARNC]

@goosehd just you or did you share the love? Either way, hope you’re feeling better and have re-established control over your innards.

[goosehd]

@ARNC kids brought it home last week and hit me on Sunday. It was a family affair…

[ARNC]

@goosehd what fun!

[Twistlock]

Had it once, no fun. Get well soon @goosehd !

[goosehd]

It's an awesome way to lose weight...

Thanks guys!! On the mend...

[jordanscollected]

@goosehd this is when you schedule your shirtless modeling photos. Take advantage of the trimmer Dennis.

[Matt]

When people try to illustrate in text that they’re drawing out a word and they elongate the wrong letter. Like “niceeeeee.”

That e is silent dummy. It’s “niiiiiice.”

[northsouthdenimguy]

@goosehd

Not gonna lie, every once in a while I find myself hoping for some sort of “thing” to come along and cleanse the system.

Then I remember it would probably be a lot easier, and a lot less miserable, if I just ate more greens and fiber.

[Matt]

Saaaaaaame

[goosehd]

@northsouthdenimguy the greens and fibre is much easier...at one point I was seriously contemplating why my kids hated me so much and their futures.

[northsouthdenimguy]

@goosehd

well I’m glad you’re better now

[WhiskeySandwich]

It has come up once again.... Office microwave etiquette, article 39: Thou shall not reheat animal protein of aquatic origin.

[GoodtimeJohnny]

@WhiskeySandwich How does that need to be revisited in this modern day, open a window I can smell it from here?!?

[Giles]

@WhiskeySandwich said in Random Rants:

It has come up once again.... Office microwave etiquette, article 39: Thou shall not reheat animal protein of aquatic origin.

Whale, Dolphin, Seal......Or fish?

[RobeOfTheMagi]

Platypus?

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Giles hmm, I’m not sure how aquatic mammal reheats, but I’m thinking all of the above

[Giles]

Hydration Break - Fuck right off.......

[Jett129]

@WhiskeySandwich The biggest fight I ever had with a co-worker,was with this woman who would put left over fish in the microwave,and then split and go do something else and not be there to take the fish out when it was done. I had mentioned it to her on several occasions,but she just ignored it. The office manager,who I didn't get along,with actually ruled in my favor.

[Brian]

Tuna mayo sandwiches, egg sandwiches should also be banned from an office setting

[J-IV]

@Giles it seems like everyone gets a taste of how we watch American football now. Sucks the flow right out of everything