Random Rants

[SKT]

More advice than a rant, but if you’re ever on a roadtrip and have to drive through Birmingham Alabama at 3:00 pm on a Friday get a ball peen hammer instead and tap on your forehead, the latter is more fun.

[Aetas]

@SKT said in Random Rants:

… get a ball peen hammer instead and tap on your forehead, …

To take your advice seriously, should we use the Flat or the “Peen” Face of the hammer?

[ARNC]

@SKT I can think of many places where that applies. Friday afternoon traffic is the worst.

[SKT]

@ARNC you are correct, Birmingham just happened to have some construction going on as well making it worse than usual.

@Aetas dealer’s choice on the hammer…both effective!

[steelworker]

Oy.

[SKT]

@steelworker this, this doesn’t look good

[goosehd]

World tour…

But I have had a few that track like this and still arrive on time.

Best of luck Ed!!

[sabergirl]

I have something on its way from Florida to here that made it to Greensboro then inexplicably turned around and is at its origin PO again. Not as bad as Bangalore, but c’mon

[steelworker]

Thank you to the mod who deleted the idiots address.

[goosehd]

2.5 days dealing with norovirus, 6 pounds lost…yeah!

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd aw damn dude. that sucks. Noro is never a good time. Electrolytes ftw

[ARNC]

@goosehd just you or did you share the love? Either way, hope you’re feeling better and have re-established control over your innards.

[goosehd]

@ARNC kids brought it home last week and hit me on Sunday. It was a family affair…

[ARNC]

@goosehd what fun!

[Twistlock]

Had it once, no fun. Get well soon @goosehd !

[goosehd]

It's an awesome way to lose weight...

Thanks guys!! On the mend...

[jordanscollected]

@goosehd this is when you schedule your shirtless modeling photos. Take advantage of the trimmer Dennis.

[Matt]

When people try to illustrate in text that they’re drawing out a word and they elongate the wrong letter. Like “niceeeeee.”

That e is silent dummy. It’s “niiiiiice.”

[northsouthdenimguy]

@goosehd

Not gonna lie, every once in a while I find myself hoping for some sort of “thing” to come along and cleanse the system.

Then I remember it would probably be a lot easier, and a lot less miserable, if I just ate more greens and fiber.

[Matt]

Saaaaaaame