That's Jokes

[Moty]

All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled. Imagine all the people!"

"I was standing in the park today wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

[Moty]

[Jett129]

Had to post this here.

[Bridger]

Not to spoil a perfectly good joke, but the Brit would normally order a non-beer too.

Stella Artois: Led by sales revenue in the UK in 2023, generating approximately 233 million British pounds in sales in the 12 months ending March 2023.

Budweiser: Was the second-highest brand by sales revenue in 2022, generating 136 million British pounds.

[GTPowers]

What do you call a cat that can turn into a potato?

A Mew-Tater!

[IH-GARY]

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

[Jett129]

@IH-GARY That joke is number 1 in my current rotation.

[Matt]

[scarfmace]

lol

[Jett129]

@Matt Just started watching The Studio on Apple…Was the Kool-Aid cartoon associated with that?

[Moty]

[Matt]

@Jett129 no, I just saw it online and it spoke to me. I’m definitely interested in The Studio though. Haven’t checked it out yet.

[Jett129]

@Matt When you see it you’ll immediately understand why I asked you this question.

[Moty]

[Giles]

hahahahahahaha

[steelworker]

"I'm looking for books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat."

"The first one rings a bell but the 2nd might be in or out."

[EdH]

This dirty limerick has had me chuckling for days now:

There once was a surgeon called Keith;
Who circumcised men with his teeth;
T'was not for leisure;
Nor sexual pleasure;
But to get at the cheese underneath.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

@EdH That's beautiful. Reminds me of the great haiku master Matsuo Bashō.

[EdH]

@RobeOfTheMagi

Bashō strokes his beard—
a limerick, crude yet bold.
Even frogs chuckle.

[IH-GARY]