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    • BrianB
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      On a sign of a hardware store this weekend

      Why is the Incredible Hulk a good gardener?

      He has green thumbs

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      • MattM
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        @endo said in That's Jokes:

        I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

        They say a good joke is one you have to explain. Nailed it.

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        • endoE
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          I know but I'm used to that, it's a spectrum thing.

          si tacuisses

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          • goosehdG
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            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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            • MotyM
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              Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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              • J
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                @Moty Saw this today after I saw your post. IMG_0157.jpeg

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                  • MotyM
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                    All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled. Imagine all the people!"

                    "I was standing in the park today wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

                    Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                    • MotyM
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                      Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                      • J
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                        Had to post this here.
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                          Not to spoil a perfectly good joke, but the Brit would normally order a non-beer too.

                          Stella Artois: Led by sales revenue in the UK in 2023, generating approximately 233 million British pounds in sales in the 12 months ending March 2023.

                          Budweiser: Was the second-highest brand by sales revenue in 2022, generating 136 million British pounds.

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                          • GTPowersG
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                            What do you call a cat that can turn into a potato?

                            A Mew-Tater!

                            IG: @GTPowers / @ gtp.denim

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                            • IH-GARYI
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                              Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

                              My contribution, to urban blues…

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                              • J
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                                @IH-GARY That joke is number 1 in my current rotation.

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                                • MattM
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                                  • scarfmaceS
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                                    lol

                                    "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                    • J
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                                      @Matt Just started watching The Studio on Apple…Was the Kool-Aid cartoon associated with that?

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                                      • MotyM
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                                        Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                        • MattM
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                                          @Jett129 no, I just saw it online and it spoke to me. I’m definitely interested in The Studio though. Haven’t checked it out yet.

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                                            @Matt When you see it you’ll immediately understand why I asked you this question.

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