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    • BridgerB
      Bridger
      Raw and Unwashed
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      Not to spoil a perfectly good joke, but the Brit would normally order a non-beer too.

      Stella Artois: Led by sales revenue in the UK in 2023, generating approximately 233 million British pounds in sales in the 12 months ending March 2023.

      Budweiser: Was the second-highest brand by sales revenue in 2022, generating 136 million British pounds.

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      • GTPowersG
        GTPowers
        The Unwoven
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        What do you call a cat that can turn into a potato?

        A Mew-Tater!

        IG: @GTPowers / @ gtp.denim

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        • IH-GARYI
          IH-GARY
          Haraki san Student
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          Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

          My contribution, to urban blues…

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          • J
            Jett129
            見習いボス
            @IH-GARY
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            @IH-GARY That joke is number 1 in my current rotation.

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            • MattM
              Matt
              見習いボス
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              • scarfmaceS
                scarfmace
                Haraki san Expert
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                lol

                "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                • J
                  Jett129
                  見習いボス
                  @Matt
                  Joined:

                  @Matt Just started watching The Studio on Apple…Was the Kool-Aid cartoon associated with that?

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                  • MotyM
                    Moty
                    Haraki san Student
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                    Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                    • MattM
                      Matt
                      見習いボス
                      @Jett129
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                      @Jett129 no, I just saw it online and it spoke to me. I’m definitely interested in The Studio though. Haven’t checked it out yet.

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                      • J
                        Jett129
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                        @Matt
                        Joined:

                        @Matt When you see it you’ll immediately understand why I asked you this question.

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                        • MotyM
                          Moty
                          Haraki san Student
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                          Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
                            IHUK Crew
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                            hahahahahahaha

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • steelworkerS
                              steelworker
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                              "I'm looking for books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat."

                              "The first one rings a bell but the 2nd might be in or out."

                              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                              Well, I have others.

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                              • EdHE
                                EdH
                                Iron Heart Deity
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                                This dirty limerick has had me chuckling for days now:

                                There once was a surgeon called Keith;
                                Who circumcised men with his teeth;
                                T'was not for leisure;
                                Nor sexual pleasure;
                                But to get at the cheese underneath.

                                Take the dive...

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                                • RobeOfTheMagiR
                                  RobeOfTheMagi
                                  Iron Heart Deity
                                  @EdH
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                                  @EdH That's beautiful. Reminds me of the great haiku master Matsuo Bashō.

                                  You're it.

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                                  • EdHE
                                    EdH
                                    Iron Heart Deity
                                    @RobeOfTheMagi
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                                    @RobeOfTheMagi

                                    Bashō strokes his beard—
                                    a limerick, crude yet bold.
                                    Even frogs chuckle.

                                    Take the dive...

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                                    • IH-GARYI
                                      IH-GARY
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                                      My contribution, to urban blues…

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                                      • J
                                        Jett129
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                                        • endoE
                                          endo
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                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • MattM
                                            Matt
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                                            My current weight.

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