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    endo
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    Joined: 29 May 2020

    I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

    si tacuisses

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      motojobobo
      啓蒙家
      Joined: 22 Aug 2015

      Drinking the KoolAid is my guess.

      The journey is the objective.

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        Tago Mago
        Mod Squad
        @Matt
        Joined: 16 Jan 2021

        @Matt you provide light entertainment, that’s good enough for me

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          Brian
          Joined: 24 Nov 2022

          On a sign of a hardware store this weekend

          Why is the Incredible Hulk a good gardener?

          He has green thumbs

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            Matt
            見習いボス
            @endo
            Joined: 4 Oct 2011

            @endo said in That's Jokes:

            I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

            They say a good joke is one you have to explain. Nailed it.

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              endo
              見習いボス
              Joined: 29 May 2020

              I know but I'm used to that, it's a spectrum thing.

              si tacuisses

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                goosehd
                Mod Squad
                Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                  Moty
                  Raw and Unwashed
                  Joined: 5 Feb 2020

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                  Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                    Jett129
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                    @Moty
                    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                    @Moty Saw this today after I saw your post. IMG_0157.jpeg

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                      Tago Mago
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                      Joined: 16 Jan 2021

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                        Moty
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                        Joined: 5 Feb 2020

                        All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled. Imagine all the people!"

                        "I was standing in the park today wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

                        Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                          Moty
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                          Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                            Jett129
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                            Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                            Had to post this here.
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                              Bridger
                              Raw and Unwashed
                              Joined: 3 Mar 2021

                              Not to spoil a perfectly good joke, but the Brit would normally order a non-beer too.

                              Stella Artois: Led by sales revenue in the UK in 2023, generating approximately 233 million British pounds in sales in the 12 months ending March 2023.

                              Budweiser: Was the second-highest brand by sales revenue in 2022, generating 136 million British pounds.

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                                GTPowers
                                The Unwoven
                                Joined: 3 Sept 2016

                                What do you call a cat that can turn into a potato?

                                A Mew-Tater!

                                IG: @GTPowers / @ gtp.denim

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                                  IH-GARY
                                  Haraki san Student
                                  Joined: 3 Jan 2017

                                  Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

                                  My contribution, to urban blues…

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                                    Jett129
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                                    @IH-GARY
                                    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                    @IH-GARY That joke is number 1 in my current rotation.

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                                      Matt
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                                      Joined: 4 Oct 2011

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                                        scarfmace
                                        Haraki san Expert
                                        Joined: 20 Feb 2015

                                        lol

                                        "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                          Jett129
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                                          @Matt
                                          Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                          @Matt Just started watching The Studio on Apple…Was the Kool-Aid cartoon associated with that?

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