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    • endoE
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      hahaha

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      • MizmazzleM
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        @scooter love Aziz.

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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            • endoE
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              I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

              si tacuisses

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              • motojoboboM
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                Drinking the KoolAid is my guess.

                The journey is the objective.

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                • Tago MagoT
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                  @Matt you provide light entertainment, that’s good enough for me

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                  • BrianB
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                    On a sign of a hardware store this weekend

                    Why is the Incredible Hulk a good gardener?

                    He has green thumbs

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                    • MattM
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                      @endo said in That's Jokes:

                      I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

                      They say a good joke is one you have to explain. Nailed it.

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                      • endoE
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                        I know but I'm used to that, it's a spectrum thing.

                        si tacuisses

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                        • goosehdG
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                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          • MotyM
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                            Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                              @Moty Saw this today after I saw your post. IMG_0157.jpeg

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                                • MotyM
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                                  All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled. Imagine all the people!"

                                  "I was standing in the park today wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

                                  Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                    Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                      Had to post this here.
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                                        Not to spoil a perfectly good joke, but the Brit would normally order a non-beer too.

                                        Stella Artois: Led by sales revenue in the UK in 2023, generating approximately 233 million British pounds in sales in the 12 months ending March 2023.

                                        Budweiser: Was the second-highest brand by sales revenue in 2022, generating 136 million British pounds.

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                                          What do you call a cat that can turn into a potato?

                                          A Mew-Tater!

                                          IG: @GTPowers / @ gtp.denim

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                                            Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

                                            My contribution, to urban blues…

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