That's Jokes
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@scarfmace The original joke was a Rabbi,a Hippie and Henry Kissinger were on a plane,when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash,they’re short one parachute,grabs a parachute and jumps. Henry KIssinger says I’m important to national security, I’m the smartest man in the world,I have to survive,grabs a parachute and jumps. The Rabbi turns to the hippie and says I’m an old man I’ve lived a full life you take the last parachute. To which the Hippie says No way, we can both go. The astonished Rabbi asks What do you mean? And the hippie replies…Well the smartest man in the world just took my backpack. I thought this was where Matt was going with his daughter’s story when they were in the car.
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Ah gotcha! I misread the backpack part.
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@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:
The original joke was a Rabbi,a Hippie and Henry Kissinger
There are versions around here with the Pope and Berlusconi, or Trump. Obviously that joke's been around for some time if it dates back to Kissinger.
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3 guys - a redhead, a blonde and a guy with black hair, are working construction in NYC, sitting on a girder high above the city streets, having their lunch.
The redhead opens his lunch, sighs heavily, and says "If my wife makes me another goddamn Reuben sandwich, I'm going to jump I swear to God."
The blonde opens his, also sighs, and says "Goddamn bologna again! If I have to eat one more of these, I'll jump with you!"
The black haired guy opens up his sandwich, sees what it is, and says "Another fucking tuna melt from my wife, and I'll jump too!"
The next day, sure enough, the redhead has got a Reuben, so he leaps from the girder. The blonde sees that his is bologna, so he takes a leap too. And the guy with black hair takes the plunge after seeing that he has another tuna melt.
The construction company agrees to pay for the funerals of its workers, but does them all at once to save some cash.
Standing by as the coffins are being lowered into the ground, the readhead's wife breaks down and yells "If only I had been more inspired in my cooking, maybe he wouldn't have jumped!"
The wife of the black haired guy wails "I should have introduced some variety! It's my fault he's dead!"
They both then turn to the wife of the blonde, who looks back at them and says "What are you looking at me for? He packed his own lunches!" -
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An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….
Translated from French (by Paula):
“A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”
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@Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?
