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    • endoE
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      hahaha

      si tacuisses

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      • dinobarnesberlinD
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        • MattM
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          😂

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          • GilesG
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            A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

            THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
            THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

            THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

            THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

            THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

            THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

            THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
            "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • EdHE
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              When does a dad joke become funny?
              When the punchline becomes apparent.
              When does the punchline become apparent?
              When it is delivered.

              Take the dive...

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              • I
                IrishHeart
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                  IrishHeart
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                  • goosehdG
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                    @IrishHeart 😆 😆 😆

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                    • endoE
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                      ouch @IrishHeart 😬

                      si tacuisses

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                      • MattM
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                        On paper it does sound pretty good.

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                        • J
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                          @T4920 Saw Anthony Jeselnik live tonight at Carnegie Hall. He was absolutely off the charts,next level brilliant. But he now knows that his fans know what to expect and somehow he manages to stay one step ahead of everyone in when and how he flips the punchline.

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            @Jett129 I’d love to see him some day. Think he’s coming to Denver soon or perhaps just passed through. Sold out before I got tix.

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • endoE
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                              For my german pals only, sorry. The great Bernhard-Viktor 'Vicco' Christoph-Carl von Bülow, or Loriot, was born tomorrow 100 years ago. No one but him could do a literary criticism on the timetable of the Bundesbahn and be entertaining af.

                              si tacuisses

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                              • J
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                                Took this from Sundays with Mitch.

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                                • MizmazzleM
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                                  ^one of a kind

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  • dinobarnesberlinD
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                                    Could be 14oz— could be 18
                                    Still getting some fades
                                    😳

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                                    • MizmazzleM
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                                      Saw Marc Maron last night. He was great! Shook the man’s hand after the show.

                                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                      • J
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                                        @Mizmazzle Was he wearing anything from Ship John?

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                                        • MizmazzleM
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                                          @Jett129 pretty sure he had on the green Patton shirt. After the show when I met him he had on some tweed jacket so couldn’t see his shirt up close.

                                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                          • J
                                            Jett129
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                                            @Mizmazzle I bought my first ever Ship John shirt because I saw him wearing it on one of the late night talk shows,and it looked so good. It was the canvas waxed Townes,which I hardly wore and ended up selling.

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