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    • goosehdG
      goosehd
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      😃 😃 😃

      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        @Chris:

        My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

        Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • J
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          @Chris:

          My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

          Q-What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law?  A-Reload.

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            I knew it was my mother-in-law at the front door when the mice threw themselves into the traps…

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • mclaincauseyM
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              Don't you have to work late… at the bar?

              Think it, be it.

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              • ChrisC
                Chris
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                @gaseousclay:

                Booze?

                I'm a pretty good natured drunk, so this could work.  Too bad the kids aren't quite to the point where they can fend for themselves yet.  Then I'd be golden.

                @Giles:

                Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

                Sadly, this only works for dinner…

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                • DougNgD
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                  @Chris

                  Start coughing uncontrollably.

                  I guarantee she will stay away.

                  Stereotypes are so convenient.

                  I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                  • O
                    Omega Man
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                    Or put a laptop between you and her as a buffer, laugh and/or rage hysterically time and time again…..

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                    • mclaincauseyM
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                      Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                      Think it, be it.

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                      • AnesthetistA
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                        @mclaincausey:

                        Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                        That’s a great idea. I wonder if I could figure out a way to make mine heat up or maybe shock the love handles, arm giggle, and/or side boob of the person spilling into my seat….

                        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                        IG: bluehandsslim

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                        • steelworkerS
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                          random rants is a hive of great ideas and mil humor- A doff of the  cap  to Madam Anaesthetist for her defensive genius in air travel
                          Sorry- all hail Madam Mac- credit where due

                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                          Well, I have others.

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                          • BloodnThunderB
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                            When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                            IG: Shadesofindig0

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                            • bryaneidins70B
                              bryaneidins70
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                              Bring back David Dimbleby on Question Time.

                              'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                              • AnesthetistA
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                                @BloodnThunder:

                                When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                Oh yes that’s a pet peeve of mine as well…

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                IG: bluehandsslim

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                                • J
                                  Jett129
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                                  Me too,totally makes me crazy.

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                                  • BloodnThunderB
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                                    I can handle two days if it's an eBay purchase because it's an individual with a day job, not their business.  But when it's a business it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

                                    IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      The thread y'all should be posting in: https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=6772.0

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                                      • organisysO
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                                        Ebay.

                                        Selling some used alloy car wheels with tyres.

                                        Three different peeps have clicked 'buy' in three months, only to message me "err sorry changed mind" or some such BS.  ::) muppets!

                                        Pride of Japan :-)

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                                        • AdamJA
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                                          @organisys eBay is on my shit list forever more.

                                          Sold iPhone to buyer. 3 months later buyer claims purchase was not authorised by them on their card. Buyer gets refunded immediately.

                                          No iPhone, no money  😞

                                          To make it even more amusing the sale was conducted entirely through Sams eBay account  😢

                                          The devil is in the detail..

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                                          • louisboscoL
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                                            i'll never sell on ebay even if i'm in a dire situation.. should've just gone gumtree or iphone marketplace which i found to be pretty decent.

                                            "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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