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    • HeavyGenesH
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      Went down the other day, due to uneven street conditions. Luckily, walked away with only a fractured humorous. A sunken manhole to be exact. Report dangerous road conditions! Your friendly neighborhood rider will love you.

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      Cheers! 

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      • neph93N
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        @HeavyGenes:

        Went down the other day, due to uneven street conditions.

        Sorry to hear that. Glad you’re OK.

        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

        • Dame Vera Lynn
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        • HeavyGenesH
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          @neph93:

          @HeavyGenes:

          Went down the other day, due to uneven street conditions.

          Sorry to hear that. Glad you’re OK.

          Thanks Neph.

          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

          Cheers! 

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          • Bfd70B
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            @neph93:

            @HeavyGenes:

            Went down the other day, due to uneven street conditions.

            Sorry to hear that. Glad you’re OK.

            Ughhh! That’s awful. I suppose though that get offs are the rare instance you can say “only a fracture..”

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            • J
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              @HeavyGenes:

              Went down the other day, due to uneven street conditions. Luckily, walked away with only a fractured humorous. A sunken manhole to be exact. Report dangerous road conditions! Your friendly neighborhood rider will love you.

              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

              . Being a fellow rider,always sorry to hear of another riders mishap. Glad you’re not too badly hurt. And now someone has to ask…How’s the bike? They’ve been re-paving some of the roads out by me,which leads to equally treacherous raised manhole covers.

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              • HeavyGenesH
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                @Jett129:

                @HeavyGenes:

                Went down the other day, due to uneven street conditions. Luckily, walked away with only a fractured humorous. A sunken manhole to be exact. Report dangerous road conditions! Your friendly neighborhood rider will love you.

                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                . Being a fellow rider,always sorry to hear of another riders mishap. Glad you’re not too badly hurt. And now someone has to ask…How’s the bike? They’ve been re-paving some of the roads out by me,which leads to equally treacherous raised manhole covers.

                The bike is at the shop getting repairs started. Thank God for insurance. The estimated damages came to $4000. I’m on the hook for $500. So less than 2 UHF’s not too bad. Hope to be back riding after my arm heals. Maybe around December. Year round riding in southern Cali!

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                Cheers! 

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                • ChrisC
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                  My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

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                  • gaseousclayG
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                    @Chris:

                    My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

                    Booze?

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                    WTB:
                    IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                    IHSH-19

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                    • goosehdG
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                      😃 😃 😃

                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      • GilesG
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                        @Chris:

                        My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

                        Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • J
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                          @Chris:

                          My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

                          Q-What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law?  A-Reload.

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                          • GilesG
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                            I knew it was my mother-in-law at the front door when the mice threw themselves into the traps…

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • mclaincauseyM
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                              Don't you have to work late… at the bar?

                              Think it, be it.

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                              • ChrisC
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                                @gaseousclay:

                                Booze?

                                I'm a pretty good natured drunk, so this could work.  Too bad the kids aren't quite to the point where they can fend for themselves yet.  Then I'd be golden.

                                @Giles:

                                Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

                                Sadly, this only works for dinner…

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                                • DougNgD
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                                  @Chris

                                  Start coughing uncontrollably.

                                  I guarantee she will stay away.

                                  Stereotypes are so convenient.

                                  I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                  • O
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                                    Or put a laptop between you and her as a buffer, laugh and/or rage hysterically time and time again…..

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                                    • mclaincauseyM
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                                      Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                                      Think it, be it.

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                                      • AnesthetistA
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                                        @mclaincausey:

                                        Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                                        That’s a great idea. I wonder if I could figure out a way to make mine heat up or maybe shock the love handles, arm giggle, and/or side boob of the person spilling into my seat….

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                                        IG: bluehandsslim

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                                        • steelworkerS
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                                          random rants is a hive of great ideas and mil humor- A doff of the  cap  to Madam Anaesthetist for her defensive genius in air travel
                                          Sorry- all hail Madam Mac- credit where due

                                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                          Well, I have others.

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                                          • BloodnThunderB
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                                            When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

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                                            IG: Shadesofindig0

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