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    • gaseousclayG
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      @Chris:

      My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

      Booze?

      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

      WTB:
      IHSH-129 size L (blue)
      IHSH-19

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      • goosehdG
        goosehd
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        😃 😃 😃

        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          @Chris:

          My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

          Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • J
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            @Chris:

            My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

            Q-What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law?  A-Reload.

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              I knew it was my mother-in-law at the front door when the mice threw themselves into the traps…

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • mclaincauseyM
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                Don't you have to work late… at the bar?

                Think it, be it.

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                • ChrisC
                  Chris
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                  @gaseousclay:

                  Booze?

                  I'm a pretty good natured drunk, so this could work.  Too bad the kids aren't quite to the point where they can fend for themselves yet.  Then I'd be golden.

                  @Giles:

                  Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

                  Sadly, this only works for dinner…

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                  • DougNgD
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                    @Chris

                    Start coughing uncontrollably.

                    I guarantee she will stay away.

                    Stereotypes are so convenient.

                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                    • O
                      Omega Man
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                      Or put a laptop between you and her as a buffer, laugh and/or rage hysterically time and time again…..

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                      • mclaincauseyM
                        mclaincausey
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                        Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                        Think it, be it.

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                        • AnesthetistA
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                          @mclaincausey:

                          Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                          That’s a great idea. I wonder if I could figure out a way to make mine heat up or maybe shock the love handles, arm giggle, and/or side boob of the person spilling into my seat….

                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                          IG: bluehandsslim

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                          • steelworkerS
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                            random rants is a hive of great ideas and mil humor- A doff of the  cap  to Madam Anaesthetist for her defensive genius in air travel
                            Sorry- all hail Madam Mac- credit where due

                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                            Well, I have others.

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                            • BloodnThunderB
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                              When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                              IG: Shadesofindig0

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                              • bryaneidins70B
                                bryaneidins70
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                                Bring back David Dimbleby on Question Time.

                                'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                                • AnesthetistA
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                                  @BloodnThunder:

                                  When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                  Oh yes that’s a pet peeve of mine as well…

                                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                  IG: bluehandsslim

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                                  • J
                                    Jett129
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                                    Me too,totally makes me crazy.

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                                    • BloodnThunderB
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                                      I can handle two days if it's an eBay purchase because it's an individual with a day job, not their business.  But when it's a business it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

                                      IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        The thread y'all should be posting in: https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=6772.0

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                                        • organisysO
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                                          Ebay.

                                          Selling some used alloy car wheels with tyres.

                                          Three different peeps have clicked 'buy' in three months, only to message me "err sorry changed mind" or some such BS.  ::) muppets!

                                          Pride of Japan :-)

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                                          • AdamJA
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                                            @organisys eBay is on my shit list forever more.

                                            Sold iPhone to buyer. 3 months later buyer claims purchase was not authorised by them on their card. Buyer gets refunded immediately.

                                            No iPhone, no money  😞

                                            To make it even more amusing the sale was conducted entirely through Sams eBay account  😢

                                            The devil is in the detail..

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