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    • ChrisC
      Chris
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      My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

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      • gaseousclayG
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        @Chris:

        My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

        Booze?

        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

        WTB:
        IHSH-129 size L (blue)
        IHSH-19

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        • goosehdG
          goosehd
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          😃 😃 😃

          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            @Chris:

            My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

            Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • J
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              @Chris:

              My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

              Q-What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law?  A-Reload.

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                I knew it was my mother-in-law at the front door when the mice threw themselves into the traps…

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • mclaincauseyM
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                  Don't you have to work late… at the bar?

                  Think it, be it.

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                  • ChrisC
                    Chris
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                    @gaseousclay:

                    Booze?

                    I'm a pretty good natured drunk, so this could work.  Too bad the kids aren't quite to the point where they can fend for themselves yet.  Then I'd be golden.

                    @Giles:

                    Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables…

                    Sadly, this only works for dinner…

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                    • DougNgD
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                      @Chris

                      Start coughing uncontrollably.

                      I guarantee she will stay away.

                      Stereotypes are so convenient.

                      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                      • O
                        Omega Man
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                        Or put a laptop between you and her as a buffer, laugh and/or rage hysterically time and time again…..

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                        • mclaincauseyM
                          mclaincausey
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                          Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                          Think it, be it.

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                          • AnesthetistA
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                            @mclaincausey:

                            Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

                            That’s a great idea. I wonder if I could figure out a way to make mine heat up or maybe shock the love handles, arm giggle, and/or side boob of the person spilling into my seat….

                            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                            IG: bluehandsslim

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                            • steelworkerS
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                              random rants is a hive of great ideas and mil humor- A doff of the  cap  to Madam Anaesthetist for her defensive genius in air travel
                              Sorry- all hail Madam Mac- credit where due

                              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                              Well, I have others.

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                              • BloodnThunderB
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                                When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                • bryaneidins70B
                                  bryaneidins70
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                                  Bring back David Dimbleby on Question Time.

                                  'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                                  • AnesthetistA
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                                    @BloodnThunder:

                                    When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                                    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                    Oh yes that’s a pet peeve of mine as well…

                                    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                    IG: bluehandsslim

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                                    • J
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                                      Me too,totally makes me crazy.

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                                      • BloodnThunderB
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                                        I can handle two days if it's an eBay purchase because it's an individual with a day job, not their business.  But when it's a business it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

                                        IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          The thread y'all should be posting in: https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=6772.0

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                                          • organisysO
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                                            Ebay.

                                            Selling some used alloy car wheels with tyres.

                                            Three different peeps have clicked 'buy' in three months, only to message me "err sorry changed mind" or some such BS.  ::) muppets!

                                            Pride of Japan :-)

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