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    • O
      Omega Man
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      Or put a laptop between you and her as a buffer, laugh and/or rage hysterically time and time again…..

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      • mclaincauseyM
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        Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

        Think it, be it.

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        • AnesthetistA
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          @mclaincausey:

          Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.

          That’s a great idea. I wonder if I could figure out a way to make mine heat up or maybe shock the love handles, arm giggle, and/or side boob of the person spilling into my seat….

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          IG: bluehandsslim

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          • steelworkerS
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            random rants is a hive of great ideas and mil humor- A doff of the  cap  to Madam Anaesthetist for her defensive genius in air travel
            Sorry- all hail Madam Mac- credit where due

            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
            Well, I have others.

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            • BloodnThunderB
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              When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

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              IG: Shadesofindig0

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              • bryaneidins70B
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                Bring back David Dimbleby on Question Time.

                'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                • AnesthetistA
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                  @BloodnThunder:

                  When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking…..  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days.

                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                  Oh yes that’s a pet peeve of mine as well…

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                  IG: bluehandsslim

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                  • J
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                    Me too,totally makes me crazy.

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                    • BloodnThunderB
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                      I can handle two days if it's an eBay purchase because it's an individual with a day job, not their business.  But when it's a business it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

                      IG: Shadesofindig0

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                      • SeulS
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                        The thread y'all should be posting in: https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=6772.0

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                        • organisysO
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                          Ebay.

                          Selling some used alloy car wheels with tyres.

                          Three different peeps have clicked 'buy' in three months, only to message me "err sorry changed mind" or some such BS.  ::) muppets!

                          Pride of Japan :-)

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                          • AdamJA
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                            @organisys eBay is on my shit list forever more.

                            Sold iPhone to buyer. 3 months later buyer claims purchase was not authorised by them on their card. Buyer gets refunded immediately.

                            No iPhone, no money  😞

                            To make it even more amusing the sale was conducted entirely through Sams eBay account  😢

                            The devil is in the detail..

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                            • louisboscoL
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                              i'll never sell on ebay even if i'm in a dire situation.. should've just gone gumtree or iphone marketplace which i found to be pretty decent.

                              "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                              • AdamJA
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                                @louisbosco I'd have paid you £365.50 for the advice 3 months ago  😃

                                The devil is in the detail..

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                                • louisboscoL
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                                  @AdamJ:

                                  @louisbosco I'd have paid you £365.50 for the advice 3 months ago  😃

                                  i would still accept it 3 months later  😉

                                  "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                                  • neph93N
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                                    Sat in the sofa talking to Hot Ingrid and I ask what she’s doing on her phone.  “Research for Black Friday”, she says. There’s me thinking Black Friday was yesterday and thank fuck I was done with it. But nooooo, turns out we now have Black Week, (bit racist, but besides the point). So I’ve fielded about 20 spam emails, suffered countless ad’s on assorted platforms, and the cunting day is still a week off?! Fuck. That. Shit.

                                    As of now I will treat any brand, channel, outlet, shoving Black Fucking Friday in my face, the same way I treat cold callers. That is to say I will less than politely invite them to lick my chocolate starfish, or face the consequences of being gently shagged sideways with a cricket bat, (for everyone not originating from the UK, or former colony of the UK, this is equivalent to be lightly frigged by a baseball bat, only much less comfortable). Modern life is rubbish.

                                    «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                    We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                      ^Amen brother!

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                                      • BD81B
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                                        😃

                                        R.I.P. Filthy🤘

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                                        • AnesthetistA
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                                          Well done sir!

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                                          IG: bluehandsslim

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                                          • Max PowerM
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                                            Wait, so you tell me black Friday is still coming up? I've already deleted dozens of mails on that topic…

                                            @elclintor:

                                            > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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