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    Kasi
    見習いボス
    Joined: 9 Oct 2014

    Kidney stones drink water

    The world's insane
    While you drink champagne
    And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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      SKT
      見習いボス
      @Matt
      Joined: 26 Aug 2019

      @Matt Truly it’s all about the indignity. The discomfort was tolerable but for mine there was an attractive nurse involved and a medical device that can only be described as a binder clip. Zero stars

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        Matt
        見習いボス
        @Kasi
        Joined: 4 Oct 2011

        @Kasi thank you Mo, I’ll try that.

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          Matt
          見習いボス
          @SKT
          Joined: 4 Oct 2011

          @SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

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            Jett129
            見習いボス
            @Matt
            Joined: 17 Aug 2011

            @Matt said in Random Announcements:

            @SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

            Dude, I didn’t want to say it but there was a super hot nurse at my last procedure that made me think of one of those Mastercard commercials where the tagline is”Priceless”

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              Kasi
              見習いボス
              Joined: 9 Oct 2014

              EID today Ramadan is over now

              Happy Eid

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              The world's insane
              While you drink champagne
              And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                Our daughter in the local news paper. On kingsday they do all kinda stuff it’s called the king-games. And she had been photographed and is now ‘world wide news’ proud dad here!

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                  Daniel San
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 2 May 2020

                  Awesome 👏

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                    EdH
                    Iron Heart Deity
                    @SKT
                    Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                    @SKT @Matt I had to have a massive cyst and ingrown hair removed from my member as a teenager. Very hot nurse lent over as the male dermatologist was selecting a scalpel and said "whatever happens, don't bone off". I don't think it's ever been as small as it went... 😂

                    Take the dive...

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                      Giles
                      IHUK Crew
                      Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                      hahahahahahahaha

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        SKT
                        見習いボス
                        @EdH
                        Joined: 26 Aug 2019

                        @EdH That’s hilarious. As a teenager no less. Scarred for life!

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                          EdH
                          Iron Heart Deity
                          Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                          The physical scars have long faded. I have some crows feet and smile lines from how amusing I find the story. 🙂

                          Take the dive...

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                            jerkules
                            啓蒙家
                            Joined: 26 Aug 2018

                            @EdH 🤣

                            When I was about 23 I got mumps. My testicles swelled up to like size of grapefruits and I was having trouble walking. GP refused to see me so I had to go A&E, who urgently referred me to a urologist as it was unusually bad. I couldn’t sit/lay easily as the pain was too much, so he I had to stand while he examined. He tutted, and said “give me a minute I’m going to get a colleague”. I stood in the corner with my trousers round my ankles, and he returned with about 8 student doctors. The were mostly girls, all around my age, totally hot. One of whom I knew peripherally as a friend of a friend. I might’ve been overly distressed by the turn of events, but I swear I saw a few smirks. Then again probably quite likely, as my penis must’ve looked like a newborn Clanger between to two angry beach balls.

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                              goosehd
                              Mod Squad
                              @jerkules
                              Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                              @jerkules You owe me a keyboard... 🤣

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                Nocturama
                                Haraki san Prodigy
                                Joined: 1 Jan 2023

                                @jerkules - guessing the 666 cut wouldn’t have worked for you at that moment in time! 🫢

                                #JustStopCrocs

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                                  EdH
                                  Iron Heart Deity
                                  Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                  @jerkules I was at a wedding recently. Got chatting to this guy, said he was an A&E consultant. I said "you must have a lot of stories". He whipped his phone out and took me through a series of scans and X-rays, mostly showing the things people have shoved up their backsides and the damage done. One guy had a butt-plug that had perforated his rectum and threaded its way up to the point where it was tickling his lungs (thankfully, I was told, it had managed to snake around all the major organs rather than do additional damage). Another had put an empty jam-jar up there backwards, which had subsequently imploded. And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

                                  Anyway, I hope your medical students aren't still telling your story at weddings.

                                  Take the dive...

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                                    goosehd
                                    Mod Squad
                                    Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                    I had to look it up...A&E is not Arts and Entertainment in this instance (although I'm sure it's debatable). Accidents and Emergencies (A&E)

                                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

                                    last edited by goosehd 26 Apr 2023, 14:08 S 1 Reply Last reply 26 Apr 2023, 20:24 Reply Quote 0
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                                      jerkules
                                      啓蒙家
                                      Joined: 26 Aug 2018

                                      @EdH if consultants are mentioning me, above ol’ Dildo Lungs, at weddings then I’d feel oddly satisfied.

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                                        SKT
                                        見習いボス
                                        Joined: 26 Aug 2019

                                        This is the thread that keeps on giving. @jerkules @EdH These stories may need a thread of their own but I’m hesitating at what to call it…lots of good choices but none that would pass decency guidelines.

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                                          goosehd
                                          Mod Squad
                                          Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                          I love how that no matter how old we get, deep down inside we'll always be juvenile kids at heart 🙂

                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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