Random Announcements

[Seul]

Put it on Youtube.

[SKT]

@Matt Dude, I won’t go into details but I did one of those in the doc’s office fully conscious. I do not recommend. Enjoy!

I’ll add that I hope they give you some good drugs and it goes smooth.

[Matt]

Local only. Can’t wait.

[Jett129]

@SKT I’ve had 2,fully conscious in the doctors office, watched on the screen. The first time you pee afterwards will be epic! Sorry didn’t mean to tag you,meant for @Matt

[SKT]

@Jett129 Ha…yeah don’t spoil the surprise for him

[Matt]

Kidney stones give you perspective. Nothings that bad. Between that and a 5 hour tattoo session I’m not really worried too much about it. I’m just adding it to the growing list of indignities a middle aged man must suffer on his way to the sweet release.

[Kasi]

Kidney stones drink water

[SKT]

@Matt Truly it’s all about the indignity. The discomfort was tolerable but for mine there was an attractive nurse involved and a medical device that can only be described as a binder clip. Zero stars

[Matt]

@Kasi thank you Mo, I’ll try that.

[Matt]

@SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

[Jett129]

@Matt said in Random Announcements:

@SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

Dude, I didn’t want to say it but there was a super hot nurse at my last procedure that made me think of one of those Mastercard commercials where the tagline is”Priceless”

[Kasi]

EID today Ramadan is over now

Happy Eid

[A Former User]

Our daughter in the local news paper. On kingsday they do all kinda stuff it’s called the king-games. And she had been photographed and is now ‘world wide news’ proud dad here!

[Daniel San]

Awesome

[EdH]

@SKT @Matt I had to have a massive cyst and ingrown hair removed from my member as a teenager. Very hot nurse lent over as the male dermatologist was selecting a scalpel and said "whatever happens, don't bone off". I don't think it's ever been as small as it went...

[Giles]

hahahahahahahaha

[SKT]

@EdH That’s hilarious. As a teenager no less. Scarred for life!

[EdH]

The physical scars have long faded. I have some crows feet and smile lines from how amusing I find the story.

[jerkules]

@EdH

When I was about 23 I got mumps. My testicles swelled up to like size of grapefruits and I was having trouble walking. GP refused to see me so I had to go A&E, who urgently referred me to a urologist as it was unusually bad. I couldn’t sit/lay easily as the pain was too much, so he I had to stand while he examined. He tutted, and said “give me a minute I’m going to get a colleague”. I stood in the corner with my trousers round my ankles, and he returned with about 8 student doctors. The were mostly girls, all around my age, totally hot. One of whom I knew peripherally as a friend of a friend. I might’ve been overly distressed by the turn of events, but I swear I saw a few smirks. Then again probably quite likely, as my penis must’ve looked like a newborn Clanger between to two angry beach balls.

[goosehd]

@jerkules You owe me a keyboard...