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[Kasi]

Kidney stones drink water

[SKT]

@Matt Truly it’s all about the indignity. The discomfort was tolerable but for mine there was an attractive nurse involved and a medical device that can only be described as a binder clip. Zero stars

[Matt]

@Kasi thank you Mo, I’ll try that.

[Matt]

@SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

[Jett129]

@Matt said in Random Announcements:

@SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

Dude, I didn’t want to say it but there was a super hot nurse at my last procedure that made me think of one of those Mastercard commercials where the tagline is”Priceless”

[Kasi]

EID today Ramadan is over now

Happy Eid

[A Former User]

Our daughter in the local news paper. On kingsday they do all kinda stuff it’s called the king-games. And she had been photographed and is now ‘world wide news’ proud dad here!

[Daniel San]

Awesome

[EdH]

@SKT @Matt I had to have a massive cyst and ingrown hair removed from my member as a teenager. Very hot nurse lent over as the male dermatologist was selecting a scalpel and said "whatever happens, don't bone off". I don't think it's ever been as small as it went...

[Giles]

hahahahahahahaha

[SKT]

@EdH That’s hilarious. As a teenager no less. Scarred for life!

[EdH]

The physical scars have long faded. I have some crows feet and smile lines from how amusing I find the story.

[jerkules]

@EdH

When I was about 23 I got mumps. My testicles swelled up to like size of grapefruits and I was having trouble walking. GP refused to see me so I had to go A&E, who urgently referred me to a urologist as it was unusually bad. I couldn’t sit/lay easily as the pain was too much, so he I had to stand while he examined. He tutted, and said “give me a minute I’m going to get a colleague”. I stood in the corner with my trousers round my ankles, and he returned with about 8 student doctors. The were mostly girls, all around my age, totally hot. One of whom I knew peripherally as a friend of a friend. I might’ve been overly distressed by the turn of events, but I swear I saw a few smirks. Then again probably quite likely, as my penis must’ve looked like a newborn Clanger between to two angry beach balls.

[goosehd]

@jerkules You owe me a keyboard...

[Nocturama]

@jerkules - guessing the 666 cut wouldn’t have worked for you at that moment in time! 🫢

[EdH]

@jerkules I was at a wedding recently. Got chatting to this guy, said he was an A&E consultant. I said "you must have a lot of stories". He whipped his phone out and took me through a series of scans and X-rays, mostly showing the things people have shoved up their backsides and the damage done. One guy had a butt-plug that had perforated his rectum and threaded its way up to the point where it was tickling his lungs (thankfully, I was told, it had managed to snake around all the major organs rather than do additional damage). Another had put an empty jam-jar up there backwards, which had subsequently imploded. And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

Anyway, I hope your medical students aren't still telling your story at weddings.

[goosehd]

I had to look it up...A&E is not Arts and Entertainment in this instance (although I'm sure it's debatable). Accidents and Emergencies (A&E)

[jerkules]

@EdH if consultants are mentioning me, above ol’ Dildo Lungs, at weddings then I’d feel oddly satisfied.

[SKT]

This is the thread that keeps on giving. @jerkules @EdH These stories may need a thread of their own but I’m hesitating at what to call it…lots of good choices but none that would pass decency guidelines.

[goosehd]

I love how that no matter how old we get, deep down inside we'll always be juvenile kids at heart