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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Well, the best of luck anyway…..

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
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        I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

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        • neph93N
          neph93
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          @Seul:

          I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

          That pun was the nuts…

          (Crossing my fingers you avoid going under the knife, and that everything goes OK for your mate).

          “Some of those that work forces
          Are the same that burn crosses”

          • Virginia Woolf
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          • den1mheadD
            den1mhead
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            @Seul:

            I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

            Good man for taking action early Eli . . .

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            • SeulS
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              In 24 hours I will only have one testicle left!.. Turns out it is (probably) testicular cancer… With a 98% chance of healing 100%, I ain't even sweating...

              I had to undergo a Covid-19 test earlier today in order to be allowed to be submitted tomorrow morning... Holy cow does that fucking SUCK... My sinuses are killing me...

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                What a ballache…..

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • S
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                  Best of luck with the surgery, Eli! We will be thinking of you.

                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                  • BrockB
                    Brock
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                    Do you get to keep the one that’s being extracted?

                    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

                      "Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • J
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                        Be sure to tell the anesthesiologist to put some IPA in your IV.

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                        • dinobarnesberlinD
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                          Hope you don't start walking around in circles due to the weight displacement

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                          • neph93N
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                            All together now….

                            «Eli, has only got one ball.
                            The other, is in the Albert Hall»

                            “Some of those that work forces
                            Are the same that burn crosses”

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                            • hajdukH
                              hajduk
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                              Bon courage Eli![emoji481][emoji3577]

                              Envoyé de mon iPhone en utilisant Tapatalk

                              "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                              • ?
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                                Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery?  😉

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                                • CutlasshoundC
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                                  Best of luck old chap!!!!!!!

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                                  I ain't got time to bleed.

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                                  • O
                                    Omega Man
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                                    Oh man, wishing you a speedy recovery.

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                                    • steelworkerS
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                                      @Giles:

                                      Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

                                      "Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

                                      Im thinking you might catch something like

                                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                      Well, I have others.

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                                      • scooterS
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                                        Godspeed, Eli. One of my brothers was in the same predicament, a few years back. He didn't sweat it, either. He'd tell you it's the right mind to be in…

                                        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                        • ChrisC
                                          Chris
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                                          Well damn.  I've had a busy week, so I'm a few days behind, but sorry to hear that, Eli.  Though sitting at home drinking, catching up on reading and television, and avoiding other people sounds pretty much like your version of paradise.  Even if you have to give up a nut to get it…

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                                          • GraemeG
                                            Graeme
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                                            Just make sure that they don't remove the wrong one Eli! ???

                                            I hope that it all goes well and you recover soon.

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