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    • den1mheadD
      den1mhead
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      @Seul:

      I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

      Good man for taking action early Eli . . .

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      • SeulS
        Seul
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        In 24 hours I will only have one testicle left!.. Turns out it is (probably) testicular cancer… With a 98% chance of healing 100%, I ain't even sweating...

        I had to undergo a Covid-19 test earlier today in order to be allowed to be submitted tomorrow morning... Holy cow does that fucking SUCK... My sinuses are killing me...

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        • GilesG
          Giles
          IHUK Crew
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          What a ballache…..

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • S
            sabergirl
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            Best of luck with the surgery, Eli! We will be thinking of you.

            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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            • BrockB
              Brock
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              Do you get to keep the one that’s being extracted?

              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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              • GilesG
                Giles
                IHUK Crew
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                Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

                "Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • J
                  Jett129
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                  Be sure to tell the anesthesiologist to put some IPA in your IV.

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                  • dinobarnesberlinD
                    dinobarnesberlin
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                    Hope you don't start walking around in circles due to the weight displacement

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                    • neph93N
                      neph93
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                      All together now….

                      «Eli, has only got one ball.
                      The other, is in the Albert Hall»

                      “Some of those that work forces
                      Are the same that burn crosses”

                      • Virginia Woolf
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                      • hajdukH
                        hajduk
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                        Bon courage Eli![emoji481][emoji3577]

                        Envoyé de mon iPhone en utilisant Tapatalk

                        "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                        • ?
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                          Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery?  😉

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                          • CutlasshoundC
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                            Best of luck old chap!!!!!!!

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                            I ain't got time to bleed.

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                            • O
                              Omega Man
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                              Oh man, wishing you a speedy recovery.

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                              • steelworkerS
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                                @Giles:

                                Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

                                "Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

                                Im thinking you might catch something like

                                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                Well, I have others.

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                                • scooterS
                                  scooter
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                                  Godspeed, Eli. One of my brothers was in the same predicament, a few years back. He didn't sweat it, either. He'd tell you it's the right mind to be in…

                                  Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                  • ChrisC
                                    Chris
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                                    Well damn.  I've had a busy week, so I'm a few days behind, but sorry to hear that, Eli.  Though sitting at home drinking, catching up on reading and television, and avoiding other people sounds pretty much like your version of paradise.  Even if you have to give up a nut to get it…

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                                    • GraemeG
                                      Graeme
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                                      Just make sure that they don't remove the wrong one Eli! ???

                                      I hope that it all goes well and you recover soon.

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                                      • S
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                                        Best Eli! Handling this like a non-nonsense trooper that you are! Way to go you role model you!

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          **I LOST A BALL BUT I WON THE FUCKING WAR.

                                          100% CURED!.. AT HOME DRINKING ROSE.**

                                          (Thank you SO much for all your well wishes!!!)

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                                          • neph93N
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                                            Well done, sir. You are a bloody hero and I wish you a speedy and pleasant convalescence.

                                            “Some of those that work forces
                                            Are the same that burn crosses”

                                            • Virginia Woolf
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