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[Seul]

I have a cyst on my balls. Depending on what the doctor tells me tomorrow (just came back from a radiology test), it might need to be removed. It's a pain in the balls, but the operation is short, and I get to stay at home a couple of weeks to recover… Which is fantastic as I'm sick and tired of my job (mainly the conditions we have to work in), and I fucking HATE summer so anything that may make it pass any faster...

Oh: and I mainly won't complain cause why the fuck would you... When a mate has been diagnosed with having a tumor in his fucking BRAINSTEM that's just not a fucking option...

The only thing I hope is that I don't miss out on a second lockdown... 

[Giles]

Well, the best of luck anyway…..

[Seul]

I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

[neph93]

@Seul:

I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

That pun was the nuts…

(Crossing my fingers you avoid going under the knife, and that everything goes OK for your mate).

[den1mhead]

@Seul:

I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

Good man for taking action early Eli . . .

[Seul]

In 24 hours I will only have one testicle left!.. Turns out it is (probably) testicular cancer… With a 98% chance of healing 100%, I ain't even sweating...

I had to undergo a Covid-19 test earlier today in order to be allowed to be submitted tomorrow morning... Holy cow does that fucking SUCK... My sinuses are killing me...

[Giles]

What a ballache…..

[sabergirl]

Best of luck with the surgery, Eli! We will be thinking of you.

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[Brock]

Do you get to keep the one that’s being extracted?

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[Giles]

Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

"Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

[Jett129]

Be sure to tell the anesthesiologist to put some IPA in your IV.

[dinobarnesberlin]

Hope you don't start walking around in circles due to the weight displacement

[neph93]

All together now….

«Eli, has only got one ball.
The other, is in the Albert Hall»

[hajduk]

Bon courage Eli![emoji481][emoji3577]

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[A Former User]

Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery? 

[Cutlasshound]

Best of luck old chap!!!!!!!

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[Omega Man]

Oh man, wishing you a speedy recovery.

[steelworker]

@Giles:

Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

"Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

Im thinking you might catch something like

[scooter]

Godspeed, Eli. One of my brothers was in the same predicament, a few years back. He didn't sweat it, either. He'd tell you it's the right mind to be in…