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I have a cyst on my balls. Depending on what the doctor tells me tomorrow (just came back from a radiology test), it might need to be removed. It's a pain in the balls, but the operation is short, and I get to stay at home a couple of weeks to recover… Which is fantastic as I'm sick and tired of my job (mainly the conditions we have to work in), and I fucking HATE summer so anything that may make it pass any faster...
Oh: and I mainly won't complain cause why the fuck would you... When a mate has been diagnosed with having a tumor in his fucking BRAINSTEM that's just not a fucking option...
The only thing I hope is that I don't miss out on a second lockdown...
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In 24 hours I will only have one testicle left!.. Turns out it is (probably) testicular cancer… With a 98% chance of healing 100%, I ain't even sweating...
I had to undergo a Covid-19 test earlier today in order to be allowed to be submitted tomorrow morning... Holy cow does that fucking SUCK... My sinuses are killing me...
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Do you get to keep the one that’s being extracted?
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Hope you don't start walking around in circles due to the weight displacement
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Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery?
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Best of luck old chap!!!!!!!
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Oh man, wishing you a speedy recovery.
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Actually, I could probably use it as bait.
"Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….
Im thinking you might catch something like
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Well damn. I've had a busy week, so I'm a few days behind, but sorry to hear that, Eli. Though sitting at home drinking, catching up on reading and television, and avoiding other people sounds pretty much like your version of paradise. Even if you have to give up a nut to get it…
