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[Seul]

In 24 hours I will only have one testicle left!.. Turns out it is (probably) testicular cancer… With a 98% chance of healing 100%, I ain't even sweating...

I had to undergo a Covid-19 test earlier today in order to be allowed to be submitted tomorrow morning... Holy cow does that fucking SUCK... My sinuses are killing me...

[Giles]

What a ballache…..

[sabergirl]

Best of luck with the surgery, Eli! We will be thinking of you.

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[Brock]

Do you get to keep the one that’s being extracted?

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[Giles]

Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

"Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

[Jett129]

Be sure to tell the anesthesiologist to put some IPA in your IV.

[dinobarnesberlin]

Hope you don't start walking around in circles due to the weight displacement

[neph93]

All together now….

«Eli, has only got one ball.
The other, is in the Albert Hall»

[hajduk]

Bon courage Eli![emoji481][emoji3577]

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[A Former User]

Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery? 

[Cutlasshound]

Best of luck old chap!!!!!!!

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[Omega Man]

Oh man, wishing you a speedy recovery.

[steelworker]

@Giles:

Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

"Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

Im thinking you might catch something like

[scooter]

Godspeed, Eli. One of my brothers was in the same predicament, a few years back. He didn't sweat it, either. He'd tell you it's the right mind to be in…

[Chris]

Well damn.  I've had a busy week, so I'm a few days behind, but sorry to hear that, Eli.  Though sitting at home drinking, catching up on reading and television, and avoiding other people sounds pretty much like your version of paradise.  Even if you have to give up a nut to get it…

[Graeme]

Just make sure that they don't remove the wrong one Eli! ???

I hope that it all goes well and you recover soon.

[Snowy]

Best Eli! Handling this like a non-nonsense trooper that you are! Way to go you role model you!

[Seul]

**I LOST A BALL BUT I WON THE FUCKING WAR.

100% CURED!.. AT HOME DRINKING ROSE.**

(Thank you SO much for all your well wishes!!!)

[neph93]

Well done, sir. You are a bloody hero and I wish you a speedy and pleasant convalescence.

[Seul]

My room… Two person bedroom but had it to meself after the operation and the rest of today...
Watching some South Park... Had a nice view of the storms that took place yesterday as well...
Oh and IH shorts were inevitable... And re-reading a classic...

@Americans: this whole debacle (doctor on Monday, hospital radiology test on Tuesday, urology test on Thursday, and CAT scan + operation

• stay one night at hospital will probably set me back about a 100€ all in... I pay 105€ for health care each year...