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    • madmondayM
      madmonday
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      Yeah it freaks me out when ever i stand in front of the mirror doing my Silence of the Lambs dance tucking away the wang.

      here, use this lotion.

      head high, middle finger higher

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      • madmondayM
        madmonday
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        @sabergirl:

        my chihuahuas both jumped out

        is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

        okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

        head high, middle finger higher

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        • EastWestE
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          ^ 🙂 funny man.

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          • seawolfS
            seawolf
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            While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!

            (order your fries well done  ;))

            “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

            @zeebeeleather

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            • mclaincauseyM
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              I didn't know fries were done to order. I like Cajun style. Share them. A "single" order could "single" handedly give a family of four diabetes :D. Great burgers too. Will kill you quicker than Mickey D's but at least you'll enjoy the ride.

              Think it, be it.

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              • derivative666D
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                ^good thing you didn't give up masturbating. You would have to change your name again.

                "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                • ChrisC
                  Chris
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                  @seawolf:

                  While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!

                  (order your fries well done  ;))

                  You're a fan?  I always find them underwhelming, and I don't like the fries at all.

                  Do we have to fight now?

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                  • SeulS
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                    No: wrestle… I'll supply the oil...

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                      @madmonday:

                      @sabergirl:

                      my chihuahuas both jumped out

                      is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

                      I just can't think of what it would be a euphemism for, exactly…  Funny, the only thing I can thing of is the spanish slang term for boobs is chichis.  I can assure you, my breasts were not moved by your comment, unless you count all of the laughing. 😉

                      okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

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                      • S
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                        This just got even better because I don't know how to use the quote function.  I would like a churro, though.

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                        • GilesG
                          Giles
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                          We call them puppies in the UK…..

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            sabergirl
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                            Nice.  I've never heard that one.

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                            • S
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                              Malaysian Airlines plane has gone MIA - http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-malaysiaairlines-flight-idUSBREA2701720140308 some crazy shit.

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                              • Mild7M
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                                ^ that genuinely scares me shitless.  And very very sad.

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                                • Megatron1505M
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                                  The fucking auto correct spelling thing on my Mac is pissing me right off, I announced twice earlier on FB that I was wearing a camp shirt rather than camo…...oddly it might not be spelling correct, it could be style correct  😉

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • GilesG
                                    Giles
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                                    Get rid of auto correct then.  I did last week…....

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • Megatron1505M
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                                      Edit: Never mind, done it  😉

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      • natehateN
                                        natehate
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                                        my boss makes me wanna drink
                                        driving me insane

                                        don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          Who you gonna call?.. Seul!..

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                                          • Megatron1505M
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                                            Just Call Seul …... there's a show in that  😉

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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