Random Rants
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What's "internet porn"?
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good thing i still have my stash of VCR tapes & my old VCR. now to figure out how to get the powdered sugar off my Iron Hearts & pubic hair.
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That is a mental image I really didn't need…
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Yeah it freaks me out when ever i stand in front of the mirror doing my Silence of the Lambs dance tucking away the wang.
here, use this lotion.
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my chihuahuas both jumped out
is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha
okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.
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I didn't know fries were done to order. I like Cajun style. Share them. A "single" order could "single" handedly give a family of four diabetes :D. Great burgers too. Will kill you quicker than Mickey D's but at least you'll enjoy the ride.
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^good thing you didn't give up masturbating. You would have to change your name again.
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While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!
(order your fries well done ;))
You're a fan? I always find them underwhelming, and I don't like the fries at all.
Do we have to fight now?
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my chihuahuas both jumped out
is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha
I just can't think of what it would be a euphemism for, exactly… Funny, the only thing I can thing of is the spanish slang term for boobs is chichis. I can assure you, my breasts were not moved by your comment, unless you count all of the laughing.
okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.
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Malaysian Airlines plane has gone MIA - http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-malaysiaairlines-flight-idUSBREA2701720140308 some crazy shit.
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The fucking auto correct spelling thing on my Mac is pissing me right off, I announced twice earlier on FB that I was wearing a camp shirt rather than camo…...oddly it might not be spelling correct, it could be style correct
funny man.
