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    • ChrisC
      Chris
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      That is a mental image I really didn't need…

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        I LOL'ed so loud my chihuahuas both jumped out of their bed, Monday.

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        • madmondayM
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          Yeah it freaks me out when ever i stand in front of the mirror doing my Silence of the Lambs dance tucking away the wang.

          here, use this lotion.

          head high, middle finger higher

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          • madmondayM
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            @sabergirl:

            my chihuahuas both jumped out

            is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

            okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • EastWestE
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              ^ 🙂 funny man.

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              • seawolfS
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                While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!

                (order your fries well done  ;))

                “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                @zeebeeleather

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                • mclaincauseyM
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                  I didn't know fries were done to order. I like Cajun style. Share them. A "single" order could "single" handedly give a family of four diabetes :D. Great burgers too. Will kill you quicker than Mickey D's but at least you'll enjoy the ride.

                  Think it, be it.

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                  • derivative666D
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                    ^good thing you didn't give up masturbating. You would have to change your name again.

                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                    • ChrisC
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                      @seawolf:

                      While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!

                      (order your fries well done  ;))

                      You're a fan?  I always find them underwhelming, and I don't like the fries at all.

                      Do we have to fight now?

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                      • SeulS
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                        No: wrestle… I'll supply the oil...

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                          @madmonday:

                          @sabergirl:

                          my chihuahuas both jumped out

                          is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

                          I just can't think of what it would be a euphemism for, exactly…  Funny, the only thing I can thing of is the spanish slang term for boobs is chichis.  I can assure you, my breasts were not moved by your comment, unless you count all of the laughing. 😉

                          okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

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                            This just got even better because I don't know how to use the quote function.  I would like a churro, though.

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                            • GilesG
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                              We call them puppies in the UK…..

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                Nice.  I've never heard that one.

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                                  Malaysian Airlines plane has gone MIA - http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-malaysiaairlines-flight-idUSBREA2701720140308 some crazy shit.

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                                  • Mild7M
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                                    ^ that genuinely scares me shitless.  And very very sad.

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                                    • Megatron1505M
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                                      The fucking auto correct spelling thing on my Mac is pissing me right off, I announced twice earlier on FB that I was wearing a camp shirt rather than camo…...oddly it might not be spelling correct, it could be style correct  😉

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        Get rid of auto correct then.  I did last week…....

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          Edit: Never mind, done it  😉

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • natehateN
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                                            my boss makes me wanna drink
                                            driving me insane

                                            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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