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    Chris
    Raw and Unwashed
    Joined: 28 Jun 2010

    That is a mental image I really didn't need…

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      sabergirl
      見習いボス
      Joined: 4 Oct 2013

      I LOL'ed so loud my chihuahuas both jumped out of their bed, Monday.

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        madmonday
        Raw and Unwashed
        Joined: 13 Oct 2009

        Yeah it freaks me out when ever i stand in front of the mirror doing my Silence of the Lambs dance tucking away the wang.

        here, use this lotion.

        head high, middle finger higher

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          madmonday
          Raw and Unwashed
          Joined: 13 Oct 2009

          @sabergirl:

          my chihuahuas both jumped out

          is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

          okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

          head high, middle finger higher

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            EastWest
            Joined: 3 May 2012

            ^ 🙂 funny man.

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              seawolf
              Mod Squad
              Joined: 28 Oct 2011

              While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!

              (order your fries well done  ;))

              “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

              @zeebeeleather

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                mclaincausey
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                Joined: 12 Apr 2013

                I didn't know fries were done to order. I like Cajun style. Share them. A "single" order could "single" handedly give a family of four diabetes :D. Great burgers too. Will kill you quicker than Mickey D's but at least you'll enjoy the ride.

                Think it, be it.

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                  derivative666
                  Joined: 30 Jan 2011

                  ^good thing you didn't give up masturbating. You would have to change your name again.

                  "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                    Chris
                    Raw and Unwashed
                    Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                    @seawolf:

                    While we're on the subject of burgers…. Apparently Five Guys has locations in the UK. Go! Now!

                    (order your fries well done  ;))

                    You're a fan?  I always find them underwhelming, and I don't like the fries at all.

                    Do we have to fight now?

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                      Seul
                      Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                      No: wrestle… I'll supply the oil...

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                        sabergirl
                        見習いボス
                        Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                        @madmonday:

                        @sabergirl:

                        my chihuahuas both jumped out

                        is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

                        I just can't think of what it would be a euphemism for, exactly…  Funny, the only thing I can thing of is the spanish slang term for boobs is chichis.  I can assure you, my breasts were not moved by your comment, unless you count all of the laughing. 😉

                        okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

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                          sabergirl
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                          Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                          This just got even better because I don't know how to use the quote function.  I would like a churro, though.

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                            Giles
                            IHUK Crew
                            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                            We call them puppies in the UK…..

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              sabergirl
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                              Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                              Nice.  I've never heard that one.

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                                Snowy
                                Joined: 15 Jun 2012

                                Malaysian Airlines plane has gone MIA - http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-malaysiaairlines-flight-idUSBREA2701720140308 some crazy shit.

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                                  Mild7
                                  Joined: 3 May 2012

                                  ^ that genuinely scares me shitless.  And very very sad.

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                                    Megatron1505
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                                    Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                                    The fucking auto correct spelling thing on my Mac is pissing me right off, I announced twice earlier on FB that I was wearing a camp shirt rather than camo…...oddly it might not be spelling correct, it could be style correct  😉

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      Giles
                                      IHUK Crew
                                      Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                      Get rid of auto correct then.  I did last week…....

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        Megatron1505
                                        見習いボス
                                        Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                                        Edit: Never mind, done it  😉

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          natehate
                                          啓蒙家
                                          Joined: 18 Jun 2012

                                          my boss makes me wanna drink
                                          driving me insane

                                          don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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