Random Rants

[Seul]

No: wrestle… I'll supply the oil...

[sabergirl]

@madmonday:

@sabergirl:

my chihuahuas both jumped out

is this a euphemism, hahahahahahaha

I just can't think of what it would be a euphemism for, exactly…  Funny, the only thing I can thing of is the spanish slang term for boobs is chichis.  I can assure you, my breasts were not moved by your comment, unless you count all of the laughing.

okay enough fun for me, have to now go make the donuts, i mean churros.

[sabergirl]

This just got even better because I don't know how to use the quote function.  I would like a churro, though.

[Giles]

We call them puppies in the UK…..

[sabergirl]

Nice.  I've never heard that one.

[Snowy]

Malaysian Airlines plane has gone MIA - http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-malaysiaairlines-flight-idUSBREA2701720140308 some crazy shit.

[Mild7]

^ that genuinely scares me shitless.  And very very sad.

[Megatron1505]

The fucking auto correct spelling thing on my Mac is pissing me right off, I announced twice earlier on FB that I was wearing a camp shirt rather than camo…...oddly it might not be spelling correct, it could be style correct 

[Giles]

Get rid of auto correct then.  I did last week…....

[Megatron1505]

Edit: Never mind, done it 

[natehate]

my boss makes me wanna drink
driving me insane

[Seul]

Who you gonna call?.. Seul!..

[Megatron1505]

Just Call Seul …... there's a show in that 

[Seul]

Is that spin-off really happening btw?..

[Megatron1505]

Yup, Aaron Paul has allegedly signed up for it too.

[mclaincausey]

Interesting. I though Saul wouldn't have know him before the events in BB

[Seul]

You seen that cunt on Top Gear last week?.. Unfortunate the car wasn't hit by a meteor…

[Megatron1505]

Mac, I'm not sure what time continuity it's going to be set in but I thought the same thing.

Eli, I can;t watch Top Gear since I read one of Jeremy Clarksons books, the man really is a twat of Piers Morgan like proportions.

[DougNg]

@Megatron1505:

Mac, I'm not sure what time continuity it's going to be set in but I thought the same thing.

Eli, I can;t watch Top Gear since I read one of Jeremy Clarksons books, the man really is a twat of Piers Morgan like proportions.

But he decked Piers Morgan so he's good with me

[ohighyo]

Attention news channels!!! When you begin theorizing that a meteorite hit a plane out of  the middle of the sky, you are reaching a little too far.