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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Brilliant....

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • endoE
        endo
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        My local barber was arrested yesterday for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber!

        si tacuisses

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          Hahahahahahaha

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • steelworkerS
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            Hope I didnt see this here...

            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
            Well, I have others.

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            • J
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              It’s like… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. Or I helped,my Uncle Jack,off a horse. I think.

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              • BrianB
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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….

                  Translated from French (by Paula):

                  “A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • MattM
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                    Why should English speakers learn new languages? Everyone else learns ours. 😬

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                    • J
                      Jett129
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                      This is old,but maybe some of you haven’t seen it.

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                      • steelworkerS
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                        @Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?

                        Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                        Well, I have others.

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                        • J
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                          Saw this on Reddit and immediately thought of @Giles Had to screenshot it. Disregard the Headline.
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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            hahahahahah

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • endoE
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                              I know it's old, but so good.

                              si tacuisses

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                              • scooterS
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                                Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                • MizmazzleM
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                                  @endo Freaking hilarious!!!

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  • scooterS
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                                    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                    • Danimal506D
                                      Danimal506
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                                      Bret Ernst is a very funny comedian. I always liked this bit, it’s pretty old but still makes me laugh

                                      Kyle, TX

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                                      • J
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                                        Thought this was pretty funny.

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                                        • CosmoSix5C
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                                          This guy is gold. His delivery seals the deal.

                                          John 1 1-3 ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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                                          • J
                                            Jett129
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                                            @CosmoSix5 Haven’t finished it yet,but he’s really great. At times reminded me of,one of my favorites,Mitch Hedberg. His timing and delivery are really great. Maybe a little Steven Wright in there.

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