That's Jokes

[Giles]

Nice

[Jett129]

A kid sits down on a park bench with a brown paper bag,and proceeds to take out and eat seven candy bars one after the other. An old guy sitting across from him says hey kid if you eat all that candy it’ll rot your teeth, give you bad skin and make you fat. He says you know my Grandpa lived to be 107 years old. The old guy says well did he eat all that candy? No, He minded his own Fucking business! Says the kid.

[goosehd]

@Jett129 lol

[T4920]

Saw a white van yesterday with an Only Vans logo, stylised in the exact way you're probably imaging...

But the icing on the cake was the number plate 'D1 LFS'

I'll try and snap a pic if I see it again, but it made my day

[scarfmace]

A coworker of mine just became a dad, got him this card

[scarfmace]

So this was an actual Belgian commercial back in 2016

[Jett129]

@scarfmace You just can’t make that shit up.

[Mizmazzle]

@scarfmace love that the priests sleeve stays covered in shit hahah

[Giles]

@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

@scarfmace You just can’t make that hamburger up.

[scarfmace]

[goosehd]

@scarfmace That's funny

[Giles]

Brilliant

[Kasi]

Just for a laugh

[scooter]

I can never get enough of this one. I can so relate...

[Mizmazzle]

Classic

[Jett129]

Sorry I couldn’t get a link to a trailer,but highly recommend the new Dave Attell special on Netflix called Hot Cross Buns.Just him in a comedy club,no theme song, theatrical opening. Just great comedy. At least R Rated,maybe even X at times. Great Milwaukee joke @scooter

[endo]

I love this.

[IrishHeart]

[Kasi]

[Jett129]

Probably my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke.