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    • MizmazzleM
      Mizmazzle
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      Woke up with a sunburn!!!! Hahaha

      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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      • BrianB
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        At a brewery I’ve just been to
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        • motojoboboM
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          ☝🏼aahhh…the good ole times before cell phones took over!!

          The journey is the objective.

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          • scooterS
            scooter
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            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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            • scarfmaceS
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              "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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              • endoE
                endo
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                😂

                si tacuisses

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                • EdHE
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                  Not quite a joke, but thought it might appeal to @Giles.

                  Take the dive...

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    Nice

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • J
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                      A kid sits down on a park bench with a brown paper bag,and proceeds to take out and eat seven candy bars one after the other. An old guy sitting across from him says hey kid if you eat all that candy it’ll rot your teeth, give you bad skin and make you fat. He says you know my Grandpa lived to be 107 years old. The old guy says well did he eat all that candy? No, He minded his own Fucking business! Says the kid.

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                      • goosehdG
                        goosehd
                        Mod Squad
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                        @Jett129 lol

                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                        • T4920T
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                          Saw a white van yesterday with an Only Vans logo, stylised in the exact way you're probably imaging...

                          But the icing on the cake was the number plate 'D1 LFS'

                          I'll try and snap a pic if I see it again, but it made my day 😆

                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                          • scarfmaceS
                            scarfmace
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                            A coworker of mine just became a dad, got him this card

                            "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                            • scarfmaceS
                              scarfmace
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                              So this was an actual Belgian commercial back in 2016

                              "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                              • J
                                Jett129
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                                @scarfmace You just can’t make that shit up.

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                                • MizmazzleM
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                                  @scarfmace love that the priests sleeve stays covered in shit hahah

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

                                    @scarfmace You just can’t make that hamburger up.

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • scarfmaceS
                                      scarfmace
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                                      "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                      • goosehdG
                                        goosehd
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                                        @scarfmace That's funny 🙂

                                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
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                                          Brilliant

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • KasiK
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                                            Just for a laugh 😆

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                                            The world's insane
                                            While you drink champagne
                                            And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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